Fang's Blog

The name's Fang and surviving's the game. You might've heard of my Flock and I. Or of Itex, the corporation that 'created' us. Or you may have heard of other mutants like us. But even if this is your first time jumping on the insane ride that is my life, don't think that the events that led up to my past and present don't effect your future. You have no idea what kind of inhuman evil lurks in the underground of your safe, 'normal' world. I'm here to help make sure you find out. AVIAN AMERICAN --- Maximum Ride rp blog, though I'll rp with anyone! FC = Munro Chambers. I track the tag 'fnickissuperman' That circle to your left that says ">Protips<"? CLICK IT PLEASE! M!A: None. Mun is over 18. Muse... Not so much.

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I bet Itex owns Snapple.

[ferruginous-blog]

They own just about everything else. I wouldn’t be surprised.

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Leave it to Itex to fill everything with LIES.

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What else has Snapple lied about?  Are they really made from the best stuff on Earth?  It could be the second-best...

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I bet Itex owns Snapple.

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Just found out Snapple has been lying to me.  Not all the facts are true.

My life is a lie.

[munrogoldsworthy]

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flockleadermaxride said: like fun you’re eating that whole thing by yourself. move over.

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But I saw them first…

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Jerk. Fine.

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I'm kidding.  Come have chips, sheesh.

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I see you, too.

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I saw you first

[fnickissuperman]

That's because I saw the chips first. 

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flockleadermaxride said: like fun you’re eating that whole thing by yourself. move over.

But I saw them first...

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Hey dorkface

I see you

[fnickissuperman]

I see you, too.

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A whole bag, all to myself... For now.

[angryfirefly]

Seriously this needs to become more popular

[munrogoldsworthy]

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Obviously, I do keep dreaming.  And talking during it.  Max, tell me…

[ferruginous-blog]

No. Way.

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...Would you tell me for a cookie?

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Are you kidding? I have that kind of leverage over you and you expect me to just give it up? 

Hah! Keep dreaming, Fangles.

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Obviously, I do keep dreaming.  And talking during it.  Max, tell me...

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…Are you saying I talk in my sleep?

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—…Maybe.

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What do I say in my sleep, Max?!

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I don’t mentally scar children with my sleep-talk.

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You don’t know that. Ask the children.

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...Are you saying I talk in my sleep?

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