fuck no movie making

That's not how you make a movie.

[insane-doctor-deactivated202103]

[fnmoviemaking]

Fucked up, unstructered, pointless, irrevocably obscure preproduction documents. No need to understand the language. Just look at the pointless structure.

[shittyrigs]

“Production forgot to pick up diffusion materials, so I used what we had. Halloween decoration spider webs and 2 plastic bags “

Submitted by Chris F

[fnmoviemaking]

Fuck No!

[fnmoviemaking]

Importing footage is fun!

no one ever.

[shittyrigs]

“Trying to capture an overhead shot!“

Submitted by Abdelilah Belam

[fnmoviemaking]

been there, done that. he who says he hasn't is a blatant liar!

[renderplease]

When I accidentally turn on audio waveforms in an hour-long sequence

As it starts loading I’m like:

[renderplease]

Arguing with someone about workflow

[fnmoviemaking]

Watch it till the end.

[shittyrigs]

[fnmoviemaking]

NO! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE A MOVIE!

[zinelove-blog]

[fnmoviemaking]

Someone fucking spoke our mind.

[shittyrigs]

"The black tape makes it look so professional."

Submitted by Peeter Vihma 

[fnmoviemaking]

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE A MOVIE! The camera strap would put me off ;)

[exgf]

thats actually a pretty shitty idea but thanks for trying

me in every group project (via trust)

let's try ... a now fuck it.

[thescriptlab]

"Screenplay form is distinct & precise, & a script lacking this form almost always finds a home, right in the trash."

The Script Lab (via thescriptlab)

Thank god for this perfect statement!

[shittyrigs]

MFDU (otherwise known as a Motorized Fog Dispersal Unit)

[fnmoviemaking]

NO! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE A MOVIE!

[fnmoviemaking]

So I'm an actual german and this is how I feel when working in a group project at uni.

MUUUST RESIST URGE TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO WORK IN GROUPS::::

Why do we need a schedule? Why do we need a process for collaborative writing? Why do we need a project management tool, we have Facebook?

"Hey, you missed a group meeting." FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

[fnmoviemaking]

Inglourious Basterds - "Camera Angel" Clapper

I love it how she says FUUCKERS!

[assistantdirector]

When you catch PAs eating lunch before Working crew...

[fnmoviemaking]

So we were sorta on hiatus... or what's it called when college blocks your entire time so you can't post shit?

No actually we are working on close to 5 film projects at once ;)