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Uhh... I'm just gonna put it here..

someone draw ryland grace wearing this

> wake up to knocking on my door

> “excuse me? im your new roommate”

> wasn’t told about this by anyone including university or housing

> um okay. let me put on pants and tidy up a sec

> he starts moving his stuff in

> notices he has lies of p

> “oh hey, I noticed you have lies of p, do you like any other souls likes?”

> make small talk about that for a while

> leaves to go to the bathroom

> sees the shirt im wearing in the mirror, which is what i wore yesterday night

> it says “I DONT NEED SEX BECAUSE DARK SOULS FUCKS ME EVERY DAY”

>realizes he totally read it and immediately got asked about a souls like

100% jean got bricked up when kevin switched the racquet to his dominant hand

caleb who is balls deep inside you, taunting “are you a good girl? are you caleb’s good girl?”

and when you don’t answer because you’re stuffed full of his cock, he chuckles and fucks you harder.

“say it. good girls answer.”

Happy gay month!!1!

Those bugs loved Eppy just sayin

#this actually happened