[tomorrowillbeyou]

i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

[asyabluz]

fem tylerrr

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[melodymelancholyart]

I transed your Smosh

Bonus

[rabller]

1st day of pride month btw .

[spectresmut]

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[boariss]

yearning final boss

[sandmandaddy69]

[20xbetterthanu]

bro stop being nice to me i’ll have no choice but to write a queer coded storyline spanning ten years where you are the sun but also jesus but also simply my best friend.

[boyautopsy]

[fehck]

[foamred]

bass

[foamred]

somwtimes i have visions of being a very hostile alcoholic white man in his 40s that lives somwhere in Australian suburbia

[the-dreams-we-have-as-children]