Foble Getters

the very bad webcomic where I don't try

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slit, slits, slitting, slitted, had slit

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In Foble Getters, if 2 units achieve F-Level Fraternity, then those units create a bonus unit, referred to as a Foble Babe. Foble Babe units come in all variety of classes: Steak Knights, Butter Knights, Butcher Knights etc. etc.

Foble Babes come from a special time portal dimension known as “Gribby Bibby (hot and flibby)” which exists outside of time and biology. Basically, anybody can make a baby with ANYBODY.

Historians theorize that a secret cabal of mages constructed this spicy zone in order to combat the mass-depopulation caused by the Foble Wars. It’s all well and good to run out of swords and shields, but you can’t run out of PEOPLE if you’re gonna fight a dang war.

[foblegetters]

Happy Valentines. Getchu a man that slits

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FRATERNITY - Jeem x Boble C LEVEL

Foble Getters has a ystem called “Fraternity,” if 2 units spend enough time together, they can have weird conversations and eventually have babies from alternate dimensions. This isn’t questioned in Foble World.

[foblegetters]

FRATERNITY - Jeem x Boble C LEVEL

Foble Getters has a ystem called “Fraternity,” if 2 units spend enough time together, they can have weird conversations and eventually have babies from alternate dimensions. This isn’t questioned in Foble World.

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“014 - Sweet Sweet Foble”

Lord Samb and his crew are not technically Jimblian, they’re Crimblian, but Crimblia is on the WAY to Jimblia, so Creamy/Weamy and crew must pass him. But Lord Samb will not be pleased that they stole Slitty and murdered his dum dums.

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“013 - Farewell Dum Dums”

The dum dums died soon after. No one can look that fabulous for too long. Such is the cruel irony of the Butcher Knight’s attack.

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“012 - Someone’s gettin’ slit”

You don’t recruit a Butcher Knight without first slaking their slit-thirst

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“011 - Slitty”

Butcher Knights are know for their cruelty, but slitting? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother can. If you wanna slit, you gotta be prepared for the consequences. Don’t slit if you won’t get. Slit. Slit. Slit. Slit.

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And that was Chapta 1!

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“010 - Slit”

It’s a butcher knight... watch out

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“009 - Kill Phrase”

Spoon and Fork Knights don’t get far in the quest for Foble

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“007/008 - Begin to think about Schemy Entering”

Guys, Jaben was really important, he’s not a joke. Stop laughing at him.

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“006 - Dope Shields”

This is the prime principal of war in the world of Foble Getters

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“005 - This Happens a Lot”

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“004 - Farewell Jaben”

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“Everybody wants to get the Foble,” This was the rallying cry of King Creamius VII of Yummia. People were like, “What?” and rightfully so. But then they found out what the Foble was and they agreed. War was had. The Foble was not got. Sure people technically possessed it, but they didn’t GET it, man. Nawmean? And so battles raged, the Foble changed hands aaaand nothing changed, except everything. With War an every day occurance, people grew more and more accepting of just straight up murder and atrocity, and for some reason they were also like horned up about it? It was wild. They’d kill someone and then be like “I love your green hair, let’s hump.” And then the conventions of war just got stupid. They ran out of legit weapons and started using kitchen cutlery. It was dumb guys, you don’t even know. So here we are. Gotta get that Foble, everyone’s a dum dum, and green is a hair color. Welcome.