Fraternal Order of the Flaming Colon

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When to Poop?

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/12/health/how-often-should-you-poop-constipation-tips-wellness/index.html

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Poop Slays C diff

FDA approves oral drug for heading off recurrent C diff

The drug marks the first fecal microbiota therapy that can be taken orally.

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You Need to Make a Personal Poop Bank, Scientists Say

Don’t flush that toilet. Your gut health might thank you one day.

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Why a Cure to Obesity Could Be in Your Poop

Scientists recently found something remarkable in the microbiomes of human twins and mice with a filthy habit. And it might change how we can make weight loss permanent.

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Portland plans to convert poop into fuel

Portland will convert methane from sewage into renewable natural gas for trucks.

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How a Fart Killed 10,000 People

Farting has caused wars, been obsessed over by theologians, entertained kings, inspired Freud, and drove Hitler mad.

Gas has an interesting past!

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Everything You've Wondered About U.S. Pooping Habits In One Big Dump

The poop, the whole poop and nothing but the poop.

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Poop-themed cafe gives new meaning to being a 'regular'

Welcome to Toronto's first poop-themed dessert cafe, where you'll enjoy sweet-smelling treats out of toilet-style dishes. You could even call the place a dump.

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Running against the wind

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How To Make The Pooping Process A Whole Lot More Effective

There's a better way to go to the bathroom.

Whole new meaning to doing  "squats"

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Dark stools, lots of gas, constipation. Take this WebMD quiz to test your bathroom knowledge.

Do your know your shit?

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Time for a FOFC road trip!

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To everyone’s delight, Apple announced on Monday that it will be adding more options for people of color to their Emoji set. Along with this widened array, Tim Cook and the rest of the Apple design team addressed an even more serious problem: the lack of representation of different colors and consistencies of Emoji poops. Since Emoji’s inception, the only fecal representation available was the classic “Brown Happy Dump:” Which, of course, presents a limited range for those whose turds don’t look like this. The public has been particularly vocal about Apple’s inclusivity issues on social media: Thankfully, Apple is introducing a full line of different craps to better represent its more diverse users. Above Average was able to get an exclusive preview of the new poopies below: Different-Colored Poops Nutty Poop The Pepto Poop I Ate Beets Poop The “Dippin Dots” Dump Classic Diarrhea The Poop So Perfect You Want To Tell Everyone Siamese Shits Baby Poop The Surprise Squirt Big Poop Check out more emoji art here!

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This Commercial about wipes for your ass will blow your mind or leave you saying WTF!!!

This Commercial about wipes for your ass will blow your mind or leave you saying WTF!!!

A link from out southern most member.

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NOPE, NOPE, NOPE: Eel-Like Fish Removed From Man's Bowels

A Brazilian who needed to have a large eel-like fish removed from his bowels had the ultimate insult added to his injuries: The nurses were laughing at him during the operation. The unidentified man from Londrina somehow got a South American Lungf...

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A Feces a Day will keep the Doctor Away

A promising new study puts a decidedly positive spin on the epithet "eat sh**." It shows that pills containing human fecal matter are an effective treatment for people suffering from potentially deadly infections caused by the bacterium...