john isnt real.

the REAL john lennon died in 1966 and was replaced by a robot.

[fohnlennon]

gohn

[terriblyvague]

[ringodreammer]

November 19, 1971 69th Regiment Armory, New York John and Yoko at the Eighth Festival of avant-garde

[fohnlennon]

does this look like a real man to you?? look in yoko’s left hand picture 2. that is a remote. look how stiff he is. the fact that people are not catching on is disgusting. he is a robot.

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scanned from Teen Screen Life Story Magazine (1964)

[fohnlennon]

“Oh My Love” is DEFINITIVE fohn proof!!!

“For the first time in my life, my eyes are wide open” what about when you were a BABY JOHN?!?! we’re your eyes not open????????

[paulmccartneyofficial]

what the fuck

[fohnlennon]

notice how ((((almost))))) ALL of these are fohn songs?? even the general public understood. WKAE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

[fohnlennon]

welcome to the official “john is dead and died again” conspiracy. it is based on the flimsy “paul is dead” theory but holds MUCH more validity

did you, like everyone else, notice a huge change in character of john lennon in 1967?? many will say he was “on acid” or “met yoko ono”, but we believe the truth.

john lennon died sometime in 1966. the “bigger than jesus” comment left a lot of backfire, and combined with his increasing distance from his wife and best friends, he began to look for love elsewhere.

in november 1966, john met yoko at a gallery show, where she black widowed him and replaced him with an identical, fully-functioning robot.

the following years, “john’s” contributions to the beatles were minimal. he was reportedly in a daze. paul mccartney (faul?) had to supplement with COCAINE to get a full album done and make sense of the robotic lyrical nonsense, like “lucy in the sky with diamonds” and “being for the benefit of mr kite”

and are we not going 2 talk about the end of john and paul’s LOVE?!?!?!

look at this photo. do you see life in these eyes???? look at yoko’s KNOWING laughter, as she’s controlling him like a puppet.

join us as we dive into the depths of robot john (“fohn”) and explore the man-machine that tore the world, and paul mccartney, in two.