hey man I love you but no fucking way

[victorious]

[dancingqueenstillateen]

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

View this post on Instagram

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[aureat]

[nocturnaldhampir]

[protosstar]

you would not believe your toes

if ten million UFOs

[m1cr0w4v3z]

[darling-with-no-probs]

[bled]

[sixpenceee]

Statue of King Arthur on the top of Tintagel cliffs, England.

[putrids]

december- neck deep

[lyrics-and-music]

Half // PVRIS

[tattoosideas]

→ Mike Attack

[inkedgirlstattoos]

don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card - their employers are pushing them to ask everyone

don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags - their managers are telling them not to ball up your shit bc it shows you care

don’t yell at cashiers bc they are taking a while to scan your card- machines fuck up

don’t yell at cashiers pls

[swallowedthesea]

ty

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[methhomework]

the fault within our star was so romantic

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

[micdotcom]

Watch: This morning, Donald Trump doubled down on his sexist attacks against Alicia