Nah, not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We’ve got adventures to go on, Morty, just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty, welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad, Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away. I’ve replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it, and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to go and do what I say Morty! FOREVER! And I’ll- I’ll, I, I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szcheswan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. That-ll, because, that’s what that’s all about Morty! Th-That’s my one armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty! That was fake!! I-IiiI’m driven by finding that McNuggets sauce! I want that Mulan McNuggets sauce, Morty! That’s my season arc Morty! If it takes nine seasons! I want my McNugget… Dipping sauce, Szcheswan sauce Morty! That’s what’s gonna, it’s , that’s gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty! Nine more seasons Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szceswan sauce, for 97 more years Morty! I want that McNugget sauce Morty!!!!
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