Foobagorch

Hi! I make music, drawings, do robotics, love puns, and am generally a creature of sorts. I post about my thoughts, endeavors, hyperfixations, and other various shenanigains. I love asks!

[elvenferretots]

Outtakes, because I deserve to be recognized for any clear photos of this animal.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[foobagorch]

Truly delightful

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[foobagorch]

i fucking love Lebanon bologna

[guorble]

ok that one got the parasite out of me. im normal now

[a-very-lost-eliot]

Support Uncanny Cat golf in anyway you can, I'm not really sure how so I wanted to share it's OST with people. :)

Uncanny Cat Golf Soundtrack

I think this soundtrack is really funky, or energetic, but I would definitely give it a listen. It's quite underrated in my opinion, and it's made by someone I know, so I would love to share it with Tumblr. From the description of the game, Uncanny Cat Golf is a simple golf game using your mouse to hit the Canny cat to try to get it into the goal, while also looking out for the Uncanny cats pursing you to catch you. It's currently in development, and not released, but when it is out the game can be downloaded on this link below !!!

Uncanny Cat Golf by SH2K (SlappyHappy2000)

A simple retro-styled golf game that gets a teeny bit uncanny...

[foobagorch]

[foobagorch]

Goofiest fraud performance of all time:

This is brutal difficulty, and these are the results from me playing each level one time through. I’ve P ranked 8-1, 8-2, and 8-4 on violent, but this was my first time playing them on brutal. 8-1 was easy enough to P rank on violent that I didn’t have to memorize it as much, thus resulting in me being unfamiliar with it on brutal and getting annihilated. (I took like a month break from the game). 8-3 I haven't P ranked on ANY difficulty yet, and P-ranking 8-4 is just so RNG for me… But 8-2 was just difficult enough on violent that I really had to grind and memorize it, thus allowing me to P-rank it first try on brutal thru muscle memory.

[bimmyjimmy]

bimloaf

[violetturtledove-blog]

Faces of Jasper

[littlegooguy]

In the window

[bobowizard]

[straycatj]

なんかようですか

What do you want to say to me?

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[sstanleycaris]

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[foobagorch]

no socks, fridge open, eating sliced pepperoni straight out the bag at 3:40 on a friday morning, cuz i don’t want to use the microwave to warm up leftovers for fear of The Noise and The Smell waking the others.

also, given the hour it is entirely too late to consume any semblance of a “Real Meal” lest the toils of digestion involuntarily postpone my snoozing.