There’s become quite a few of these and the blue hellsite’s tag search functionality is garbage, so here: all the #Storytime with Hell posts I can think of:
Bob the Firewizard’s Unwise Pyromaniac Adventures
Revenge Is Best Served Cold
Kitten Little and the Kitchen Murdercat
My Elementary School Nemesis
I Am Not A Lawful Good Character
…and other high school shenanigans
The Stupidest Injury I Can Think Of
The Healing Powers of Throatpunching
Tiny Hellen’s Revenge (and an example of the Scary Voice)
The Shark Story
An Extremely Safe Adventure In Liverpool Cathedral
Mr. Taylor’s Historical History
If there’s any particular topic you would like to hear a story on, let me know, and maybe I’ll have something fitting. No promises, of course, but maybe….
I am a moron. I made this post because of the bullwhip story and then immediately forgot to include the bullwhip story.
Recent-ish additions:
Senior Survival, Redux
My very church-appropriate nephew
Learn to sheepdog for fun and revenge!
Someone remind me to update this in like six hours when I’m off mobile, there’s been quite a few new ones!
Thank you for reminding me, anons! Feel free to tell me if I’ve missed any.
The Eldritch Horror in the Taco Bell
Sometimes you just have to destroy an ENTIRE HOUSE
Beware the dickorations
Hell’s Suitors
That time I cut my toe in half, but not …toe-tally off (obvious warnings apply)
Aircraft-carrier parents
Nothing like a barefoot ice race to warm the spirit
(And how I learned how to walk in heels, which …kind fits?)

















