How To: Foodporn
Be the best #foodpornographer you can be. Rule #1: Your dirty dishes are not foodporn Rule #2: A paper plate automatically negates the #foodporn hashtag Rule #3: Casseroles always look nasty Rule #4: If It’s still in the package, it’s not foodporn… yet Rule #5: Once you’ve taken a bite, you can no longer photograph it Rule #6: Decent foodporn needs proper mood lighting Rule #7: Flash photography not permitted Rule #8: If you haven’t cooked it yet, it’s not foodporn, it’s just salmonella Rule #9: The wrong filter ruins everything Rule #10: Just because it tastes good doesn’t mean it’s foodporn Aim for a higher standard. Foodporn is all about unrealistic expectations for how food should look, just as real porn is all about unrealistic expectations for where you can put your bits and pieces.