TOIL, WORMS!

rp blog for rouxls kaard from deltarune. associated with aldebaran.

[foolishkaard]

8ctoshot‌:

“Wha- no.” Where did this guy come from? He looks a little like he’s made out of ink, but the way he talks is…like Jelfonzo. (Eight’s never met Jelfonzo, but his implanted memories of the surface quietly inform him that yes, this is how the jellyfish talks.) “I’m an octopus. Are you a squid or something? Why is your ink all runny?” Eight pauses, and then his eyes narrow. “Wait, are you a hagfish?”

“A squid?!” His face contorts in anger, what an offense! Never has his body been compared to... Ink! Was he being called something of the sea too? He definitely wasn’t from the sea! He was from a realm of darkners and lightners alike! More specifically, he was a monster! “How dare you! I am a darkner! Not a fish from thine ocean!”

[foolishkaard]

graspingatnothing‌:

Kris jolts at the booming voice, entirely too familiar, and whips around where they stand. They were contemplating buying one of the pastries that they can smell baking from outside the bakery, but that thought is entirely lost.

Oh, no.

They fold their arms, staring at him from under their bangs, shoulders hunching. He’s so… so… attention-drawing, which means now people are staring at them, too. They draw in on themself a little more, then unfold their arms and make a gesture that could very well be considered rude before deigning to actually sign anything of meaning.

«I was hungry.» That’s clear enough. «What are you doing here?»

He shrugs his shoulders, ignoring the peculiar stares he’s getting from the crowd of... What were they? Oh well, he’ll find out later. It wasn’t important right now. What was important was what the human had to say! “Is that so?” He raises an eyebrow, “If thou was famished, thou could have gone to me, could thou not? I believe I may have some goods on hand, still. It will only require a few gold coins.” Really, he wasn’t sure if he had that fragrance he had, nor did he have the cookies Lancer had given him before he left to the Sea, but one way or another scamming the human would be quite entertaining! If he couldn’t do a puzzle, pranks worked well too! But now it’s time for his explanation, “Since trekking away from the Lorde King, I havs’t been on a queste to discover myself and with that, I have ended up in an entirely different universe!”

[foolishkaard]

( maybe i should write a starter for cheesebot here too bc they liked my rp ad JGKSKGKMDKB)

[foolishkaard]

@graspingatnothing

“IT IS A PLEASANT SURPRISE TO SEE THOU HERE!” He booms loudly, completely ignoring the stares he got from the crowd. But he truly was glad to see the worm - well, human even in such an unfamiliar setting! “Whate has made thou decide that this would be a fine place to trek towards?”

[foolishkaard]

@glyphgraced

“Thou seems to look like the snowflakes of a winter’s eve!” He exclaims, noting both the snow white hair on the lady and the gently saturated colors of her outfit. “Now I must ask, does thou have a great knowledge of that substance?”

He pauses to look in curiosity, “I have not gotten to see snowe for thineself so I am rather curious.”

[foolishkaard]

@8ctoshot

“What are thou?” He’s raising an eyebrow in utter confusion, his next words are rather crass, and he has no care in the world for how blunt he sounds. “Is thou a sea urchin?”

[foolishkaard]

( hello! i’m finally getting on this nerd’s blog! with that, like this for a starter! cap will be at 3 and I’ll get them done tomorrow! ))

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