Once in a while I am reminded about the fact that Mammon, one of the biggest demons in the game, weighs 95kg 🗿
Like I’m looking at my dad who’s 194cm (compared to Mammon’s 201cm) and he already weighs 92-94kg without any prominent muscles and just a regular body build. Ain’t no way in HELL does that mountain of a demon weigh less than a hundred kilos like cmon ppl 😭😭😭😭
And Luci with his 80kg should be a stick (I kinda hc him as such) and I get a whiplash every time I see him in official arts with bulging muscles. Idk I think pb shouldn’t have done the weight part for characters bc I doubt they realize how much a person really weighs 😓😓
One of the hottest lines I have ever read in this game.
♡ Spoilers from Lucifer Bloodshed’s card!
Your prideful self wont let you say these things out loud, but Luciferrrrr whaaaat are you even thinkinggggg
I knew you wouldn't let Mc do all the work and that you were going to react sooner or later, but I wasn't expecting that kind of comment
Its not even like dirty taaaaaalk!! I don't know why it feels so hot to me that he realizes his feelings in the middle of this sinful act???
Also, I can't believe the theories were true and Mc was your first timee!!!?? No wonder you're constantly alucinating with being together, my god
Maybe Im crazy, but if you read his cards in the order they were released, you can really see how this man SLOWLY opens up more and more with MC. I know that technically the cards and events aren't canon (i hate you stupid gacha game) and in the main story they barely even know each other, but I really love how their relationship has progressed... If only it weren't so hard to get everything while being F2P damniittt ;;;;;;;;;
I have been pretty sick again and with everything that happened these past weeks, I had forgotten that I took a bunch of screenshots I never shared with you, sooooo you’ll get at least one last post in the future with some dumb momments that made me laugh ♡
Now imagine silent lurker Lucifer with a person who can sense him, but doesn't say anything about it.
He has been standing behind you for hours now, following you around like a shadow without making a noise, (somehow) no one says anything, simply taking it as Sir Lucifer and the human being.. well, them.
Now. You are helping around in one of the infirmaries, maybe taking stook over the healing potions, when you ask him to pass you something. He doesn't show his surprise, but he genuinely thought you didn't know that he was with you all this time.
As he passes you the thing, you explain you always knew he was there, when asked why you didn't greet him, you look at him point blank and say "You didn't greet me first, if you approach me, you are the responsable one of starting the conversation, not me."
(Totally not a thing I do, if you approach me but stay quiet, welp, we about to have the most awkward staring contest until u decide to talk.)
Do you guys think God started being friends with Solomon just to control his power? Cuz he caught news of this handsome and wise and strong sorcerer making friends (lovers) everywhere he goes and was like 🤨
Judging from Michael’s preview, God was always paranoid that someone will overpower and take his place, and we’re talking about his children here. No way he was chill with Solomon effortlessly gaining everyone’s attention.
Though I do think after they both got close to each other, God realized just how much he wants a genuine connection, someone who is critical of his actions too. I’d like to see more about their relationship bc I’m not sure how delulu God became with Solomon (I know he wasn’t normal about it) like did it stay as bffs or they loved each other OR unrequited obsession on God’s side 🤔🤔
I mean he did abandon his children and stayed with Solomon’s descendants until his eventual reincarnation. I wonder if it’s also why angels are trying to revive him through Minhyeok, like he’s somehow speeding up the process now that “Solomon” is back?? Bc no one way it’s been couple of thousands of years and NOBODY could find him or his vessels, even though angels were constantly hunting for Solomon’s descendants.
There’s so much lore hidden in the cards’ stories I’m pissed at myself for not reading at least the previews 😭😭😭 And FUCK that guy btw the more I learn about God the less I like him bruh Solomon pick up ur standards
We could’ve had fallen angel Michael (let’s be real, after all that he was bound to be cast away from heaven) but of course PB won’t make any major changes to characters in the event 😔🍑 even if it’s what, like an AU??
Why does Luci even have an authority to go “I absolve you of your sins ✋👁️👄👁️🤚✨” will that be addressed???? Ain’t that what God’s supposed to do…
MC is weaker than me bc if I saw that asshole Metatron interrupting AND causing discomfort to Mammon, I would’ve shot that flying chicken RIGHT in his ugly ass head from backstage.
Half-essence or whatever he is, mf needs to be GONE 💀🫵 perish even
leviathan x f!reader. tw: smut, vaginal fingering. happens during the butt contest event (yes, i had it in mind for a year bruh), you have some fun time with levi in a janitor's closet.
You knew this damned butt contest would end up with you being hot and bothered, but experiencing it on stage in front of the entirety of Hell (maybe not) felt quite humiliating. The demons did not find it strange at all, hooting and hollering, and some even screaming for you to touch the kings more. No doubt they would be overjoyed to see you go further in the upcoming 'taste' part of the competition. Alas, the public groping was too much for your human psyche, so you had to run before you lost any semblance of self-control. You may be a pervert, but you had your boundaries.
Your hasty retreat didn't go unnoticed by a certain someone, and he followed you while the others were too busy arguing over whose butt made you snap.
Leviathan believed the whole contest was unnecessary and, as a matter of fact, offensive to the king of Hades. Only a fool with no idea of perfection would not consider him, the most beautiful and magnificent devil, to be the owner of the best ass in Hell. Yet he could not back down from this ridiculous event, or another idiot would take his rightful place as the winner.
Also, you were involved, and as much as Levi wants to resist his obvious obsessions, having you focus on other men's butts is preposterous - he had to be in that competition and get his prize. Although he still had to watch you touch the kings for 'assessment,' as if it could help these losers win anything, his endurance of jealousy did pay off.
Slipping away from the loud banter, he trailed after you into the back rooms of this enormous venue - that pig's materialistic nature does come in handy at times. Once you were far enough from the main stage, he quickly nudged you into a cleaning supplies room with almost no resistance. Leviathan wondered if you were just careless about being manhandled or if you led him here on purpose, eager to relieve the heat building up in your lower stomach.
"Would you like to persuade me a little more, dear contestant?" Your eyes held no surprise at the sight of him; whatever shame you felt at the stage melted into lust behind the closed door. Oh yes, a devilish human like you definitely expected this encounter - you were no fool to the presence tailing you from the moment you disappeared into the backstage.
Well, no matter whether you planned it or not (and it better be him whom you had in mind for this salacious fantasy), it is time for Leviathan to make up for the transgressions he had to witness just a few minutes before.
There's a sense of urgency in the way his hands move around your body. Harsh grip on your soft flesh as if Leviathan is trying to leave an imprint of himself for the others to see - he knows they are coming, those buffoons won't waste a chance to taste your insatiable desire. He mentally praises himself for ignoring the useless argument Satan started at the end of the contest, or he wouldn't have had you like this - pressed tightly against his chest in a random storage room of the venue. The place is certainly unbecoming for the king of envy, but it is so fitting for a maid satisfying his mistress in secret.
He doesn't waste time and slips his hand into your pants, cold fingers meeting your warmth, drawing a relieved sigh from you. "Be quiet," he murmurs as he licks the shell of your ear, and you have to bite your lip to keep any noises from spilling out of your mouth. The devil won't make it easy for you, but he is courteous enough to swallow your moans with his kisses. He knows that the other kings will hear you as soon as your voice breaks the stuffy silence of the closet, and those idiots will barge in and ruin your moment together. Leviathan doesn't want them to come just yet.
It's filthy and raw how he pumps his slender fingers in your tight heat, the heel of his palm rubbing against your sensitive nub just right to give you enough stimulation. His quick breaths and quiet grunts hit your ears - you'd think it's Leviathan who's being pleasured, but the intimacy of this spontaneous tryst pulls a veil of lust over the demon's mind. It's too hot and stuffy in the room, and he feels your heart beating wildly in your chest, resonating with his own frantic one.
Levi can taste your hunger for him when he kisses you - almost voracious in the way you ache to consume him, as if trying to reach his soul through the messy kiss. He likes it, loves it even, but he won't tell you that. You seem like you are right where you want to be - a dazed smile decorating your features whenever you aren't suppressing your voice. He muses just how lewd you look when overwhelmed by passion, with flushed cheeks and a delirious stare, and how this view soothes the jealousy constantly burning inside of him.
The devil wishes he had more time to ruin you thoroughly - this dark room is far from his preferred place to indulge in you. But right now, all that matters is your sweet warmth on his fingers, your hot breath on the side of his neck, and your wandering hands possessively squeezing his body. You certainly did not get enough of him in the touch contest. Levi softly chuckles when he feels your greedy hands grasp his ass. That's right, the whole point of the competition is useless when the winner was obvious from the start.
"C-close," you whisper into his mouth, hands grasping at his shoulders for any kind of leverage as you feel your legs become too wobbly from the pleasure he gives you. He would drag this out for a bit longer on any other day, yet the demon needs to make you come while you are alone together. So Levi guides you back into his lips with a possessive grip on the back of your head, watching you fall apart on his fingers from up close. You'd say it's creepy if you were more conscious, but your mind is completely lost in ecstasy and his presence.
You are trembling and panting into his mouth as you reach your peak, hips riding the hand he offers you so eagerly to prolong your high. Leviathan commemorates the sight of you, consumed by pleasure, in his mind - one of many he has of you and one of many he will witness, yet no less precious. In this moment, you belong to him just as he does to you.
"Shouldn't a proper maid clean his mistress?" you mutter with a devilish grin, and for a moment Leviathan sees a certain pervert's shadow in it. He pushes the thought away from the front of his mind - no need to invite an unwanted presence.
The king responds by lowering down to his knees in front of you, dazed eyes never leaving yours as he comes close to your dripping core. His ragged breaths hit your puffy clit, tongue lolling out to start his duty when the door bursts open-
"See, I told y'all that bastard run off with her," a familiar sneer tears apart the remaining sensuality of the tiny room.
"How greedy of you, Leviathan. Although I must commend you on it."
"Ahh… what a scent. It's my turn next, Leviii."
"Since we have our judge here, why don't we start the last part of the contest, hmm? Seems like the king of Hades prepped her quite well to take all of us."
Metatron's face and hair were so gyat dam ugly I doodled over it
Ive never really interacted with the Fandom and ive seen some ...shitty sprites... in the past but this one was so fucking ugly I was immediately compelled to pick up the stylus after months just to see if I could make it so I could look at it easier,,,
The reveal for the guy who killed mammons dad was a jumpscare to me (no offense to those who liked it this is me personally)
(Credit to @mammonsmaster for this metatron sprite reveal photo)
My crack theory is that Satan belongs to the red lump clan and that’s why it’s so respected in Hell. Maybe not even super closely related to have their typical shape, but still close enough for them to be treated like aristocracy, since one of the offsprings became the king of wrath.
Not even gonna lie and also don't really care if this maybe upsets someone because they do use IA anyway for merch and in game itself so whatever but the new illustrations for collabs, pop up shops and merch from whb are terrible. It's like they a generic body base done and then they paste their face sprite on them, face & body does not match and each character's face does not match the others either. Upsets me so badly oml
Thank you for bringing that up omg 😭😭😭 their bodies don’t even look like it’s theirs 💀💀 they just look like balloons with printed faces glued on top, I mean even the shading is different 😭💔
I wonder if it’s bc they aren’t making enough revenue from the game or just stingy 🤔😞🥀
Like, bitch you raised the 3 guys that are ruining hell right now, you were the big boss of heaven back in the day, you were the Gods favored kid, AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT JUST NOW YOU’RE BEING USEFUL.
Man I don’t know if I should celebrate this or get even more mad at his ass
ngl chapter 8 h-scenes were quite lackluster 😞 considering we waited for what a year almost for it? idk maybe bc these were more like quickies?? i’m also a bit disappointed in the quality of CGs for them 🥀
imo beleth x MC x belphie might have been a better option but i’m not sure if they will ever introduce threesomes like that 🤔🤔
