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anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?
✧・゚: like for a starter.
From The Outside starters pt 2
ALL WE EVER WANTED
❝ we’re just young and we’re bored. ❞
❝ our boyfriend’s hotter than yours. ❞
❝ we got no money left, but we’re not going home yet. ❞
❝ we’re all emotional wrecks. ❞
❝ all we ever wanted is to feel like this. ❞
❝ this party’s way to sketch. ❞
❝ I’m way too underdressed. ❞
❝ he’s kinda cute. ❞
❝ I’m dead. ❞
❝ let’s take this way to far. ❞
FUQBOI
❝ my friends think I’m wrong, but he’s not what I want. ❞
❝ he’s constantly begging for pictures. ❞
❝ did I mention he wears his mom’s earrings ? ❞
❝ I know he’s tall and he’s fit, but I won’t fall for it. ❞
❝ I don’t want his hands or his lips coming near me. ❞
❝ he’s a fuckboy, and they’re all the same. ❞
❝ yeah, you’re a fuckboy. ❞
❝ I’ve been through it before. ❞
❝ I’d rather cut out my tongue, than let you kiss me with yours. ❞
❝ there’s this cute guy on my street I always wanted to meet so I went creeping around on his socials. ❞
❝ in all the selfies he takes, his head is tilted the same way and his favorite hashtag is ‘beastmode’. ❞
❝ there’s a growing epidemic and it does not just affect America, but the whole world. ❞
❝ keep your families inside, keep them safe. ❞
❝ we must eliminate these people. ❞
❝ if you elect me president, I will exterminate each and every one of them ! ❞
UNHOLY
❝ I’ve been having thoughts all the time and they won’t go away. ❞
❝ I kinda like what it’s like in my mind. ❞
❝ I don’t wanna be saved. ❞
❝ every night I’m undressing with him and I’m thinking of you. ❞
❝ yeah, I know it’s the wrong thing to do but I kind of want to. ❞
❝ don’t say it’s unholy, if I let you come hold me. ❞
❝ I know it’s wrong that I want to be here in your arms but tonight I’m so lonely. ❞
❝ if he knew what I thought about you it would break his heart. ❞
❝ I wish that I could but I can’t make the fantasies stop. ❞
❝ everybody’s downstairs. ❞
❝ say you want me, don’t be nice. ❞
❝ I know that you like it, you don’t even have to hide it. ❞
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
❝ I’ve got secrets in my pocket and I’ll pass ‘em out if anybody wants to try. ❞
❝ I’ve got all this information but I keep it to myself because thats how I survive. ❞
❝ a thousand eyes are watching, but no one’s really talking to me. ❞
❝ this is getting awkward now. ❞
❝ where have you been ? ❞
❝ this party isn’t started ‘til you arrive. ❞
❝ I’ve been watching all the lovers from the outside. ❞
❝ would anybody notice if I disappear ? ❞
❝ I keep hoping that I’m dreaming. ❞
❝ this shit’s too real. ❞
LIKE LOVERS DO
❝ I see you watching me. ❞
❝ it’s already started. ❞
❝ it won’t be too long before me and you are doing what lovers do. ❞
❝ getting you off is my new favorite hobby. ❞
❝ either way we lose. ❞
❝ his and hers closets are perfect for skeletons. ❞
❝ cheers to regrets. ❞
❝ that’s how it goes so take it like a grown up. ❞
❝ life’s not a fairytale. ❞
❝ let’s roll the dice. ❞
THIS IS ME BREAKING UP WITH YOU
❝ can’t you see what I’m trying to do ? ❞
❝ this is me breaking up with you. ❞
❝ I’m young and I wanna try someone new. ❞
❝ why should we go on longer than this ? ❞
❝ I’m sorry baby, it’s time to go. ❞
❝ if I’ll ever settle down, I just don’t know. ❞
❝ you’re really sweet, and I don’t wanna be rude. ❞
❝ I’ve had enough. ❞
❝ I want adventure, I want the rush. ❞
❝ please don’t cry, cause I’m not in the mood. ❞
❝ you’ll find a girl, she’ll be just right. ❞
❝ you’ll be just fine. ❞
WONDER WOMAN (2017) SENTENCE MEME
i used to want to save the world.
what one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think.
i learned this the hard way.
and now, i will never be the same.
where are you going?
a scorpion must sting, a wolf must hunt.
what if i promise to be careful?
fighting does not make you a hero.
war is nothing to hope for.
can i see it?
it’s beautiful.
you’re safe, and there is nothing you should concern yourself with.
you keep doubting yourself.
you are stronger than you believe.
are you hurt?
i love her as you do.
you’re a man.
don’t i look like one?
men are easily corrupted.
is it true you saved his life?
you let this little thing tell you what to do?
you can either do nothing, or you can do something.
i am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.
who will i be if i stay?
it’s hideous.
a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable.
you’ve got to put down the sword.
is there anything else you want to show me?
this is a terrible idea.
who gets paid for honour?
i am both frightened and aroused.
you should be very proud.
everyone is fighting their own battles.
i may as well teach you how to dance.
they call us heroes.
i don’t drink.
we work well together.
now i see that you’re attention is, elsewhere.
you know nothing of the gods.
what i do is not up to you.
you don’t believe me.
what are you?
why are they still fighting?
they don’t deserve our help.
we’re all to blame.
it’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe.
i believe in love.
i am not your enemy.
i wish we had more time.
i love you.
you can save the world.
only love can truly save the world.
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❛ it’s not a grocery store. it’s a supermarket. ❛ i realize 90% of my contribution to this chat is memes. ❛ he will give me bacon and take my sorrows. ❛ why did i wake up again? ❛ BITCH I CAN’T DO THAT. ❛ you pretty bastard. ❛ i was used by the demon bird. ❛ i want to marry him. suck the soul out of him. both. ❛ that’s some disney shit right there. ❛ no take backs bitch. ❛ i’m going to angry nap over this food dilemma. ❛ EXTRA GAY. NORMAL GAY. EXTRA GAY. ❛ it’s gay but it’s not that gay. ❛ that’s sex in a skillet. ❛ what are dyno-bites? do they involve dinosaurs? ❛ i can’t handle this level of heterosexuality. ❛ THEY GOT GOATS UP THE WAZOO. ❛ it smelled like apple spice and pinot noir and i was really feeling it. ❛ okay what we’re not gonna do is that kinky shit. ❛ i just wanna exist in peace and kiss cute girls. ❛ first of all - wow. second of all - yes. ❛ sometimes i play injustice and get mad because superman’s a little bitch. ❛ menstruation crustacean station. ❛ fuck pots, man. this is why i use a microwave. ❛ i have an armada of daddy jokes. ❛ m.atthew gray g.ubler more like daddy gray g.ubler. ❛ anytime is a good time for death and dying. ❛ we need a name for the cactus. ❛ i’ll snuggle the struggles away. ❛ get both the cake and the cookie. bring the cookie home and save that bitch. ❛ people suck, dogs are wonderful, and breathing is essential to finding your chill. ❛ feelings make you feel things. how do people deal with this? ❛ i have officially fallen asleep everywhere in my house. ❛ i watch a lot of porn to judge the directors. ❛ i’ve got some flaming hot nuts. i’ve got some blue balls. ❛ today is my birthday. it’s the day i was given life. how do i give it back? ❛ go be married while the rest of us shiver in queer. ❛ I’M PISSING.
ill get back to work on this blog soon as soon as i fix my Love Life situation
…One day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
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full name : robert small. other names : daniel mcsturgiss ; rob ; bobert. title : bad dad. age : 45. gender : cis male sexuality : bisexual. origin : brooklyn, new york, usa. current location : maple bay, new england, usa. nationality : american. ethnicity : guatemalan - american. spoken languages : english ; spanish ; hebrew ; latin ; some french. religion : roman catholic. height : 5′10″. body type : broad-shouldered, barrel-chested. soft stomach. lacking maintenance, but still healthy. eyes : dark brown. tattoos : black circular symbol on his left wrist ( the emblem for the maple bay cult ). piercings : none. scars : long gash across his chest descending from left to right, over his sternum and heart ( bicycling accident ) ; numerous on his hands ( whittling / knife handling ) ; various along figure ( unknown ). educational background : college graduate ; film major. social media : dadbook ; twitter. smoking : yes. drinking : yes. drugs : only medicinal. athletics : boxing / prizefighting. hobbies : knife collecting ; whittling ; watching movies ; vinyl collecting. virgin : lmao. favorite drink : bourbon. favorite food : pineapple pizza. favorite music : alternative ; rock ; blues. clothing style : stereotypical biker, pretty much. underwear type : boxers or boxer briefs.
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