Hail to the king, baby

Horaticus | Old enough | Rhythm guitar/bass for Thunderforce | ((Indie OC))

[force-fortified-blog]

Hey what’s up my name is Horaticus and I fuckin uhhhhhh love my girlfriend.

[marksbirch]

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[slightlyoddbutcharming]

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

[nerdfaceangst]

It’s always wild when people are amazed by proper Ukulele playing because what they consider “good” is whatever mainlanders are attempting to play while asserting some “quirky” vibe. Ukulele has become trendy on the mainland and people are amazed by what we consider BASIC skills and boring same chord repetition over and over. PLUS malihini don’t even pronounce the name right (what the fuck is a yuu-kuu-lay-lee hahaha).

Here in Hawaiʻi we are busting it out (like these killer wahines) every day in ways you can’t even imagine. Half my nā hoahānau play like this!

We stay laughing. These wahines choke deadly.

[this-ones-optimistic]

This must be what surf rock guitarists were trying to emulate in the 60’s. It’s so fucking good.

[lambdaorionis]

this is their youtube channel

[sandsvendor100]

Back In Cowboy Times A Cowboy Could Ride Around For Months Without Sor Much As A Lick Of Water. And You Will Never Guess Why

[yohandere]

why?

[sandsvendor100]

You Will Never Guess

[undeathmetal-a]

Witching hour? Perfect. This is why I always wear a hood. Check out my stupid busted arm.

[kitty]

djfjdjkdjk

[memehumor]

Color Me Intrigued

[kazoo-goddess]

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sometimes I feel I’ve got to

DUN DUN

run away I’ve got to

DUN DUN

get away f

[madddscience]

“Decided to fill the side of my closet with little spirits.. here’s the first one” ~reddit

[fakehistory]

The Assassination of Julius Caesar at The Theater of Flavortown on The Ides of March 44 BC

[valtsv]

[iragin]

@gehennaabsolute

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[nagatoro]

goth girls be like,, deathpacito

[force-fortified-blog]

What if - and hear me out a sec here - I smooch my dog.

[babytrashrat]

[force-fortified-blog]

Can’t believe Grandpa proved to all of us he’s a catgirl.

[8eyed6armed]

@heavensrot and i fuck shit up.