we're gonna tear it right to the ground

christian ford. 23. king inferno loyalist.

[tanzie-reed]

Uhh…I can make a frozen pizza? Actually, at the risk of not setting the house on fire, maybe we should just find Zach and make him make us real food.

[ford-christian]

Find Zach? That just... sounds like so much work, Tanz.

[tanzie-reed]

No, I’m implying he might smack you if you eat his leftover steak.

Do you want me to make you something?

[ford-christian]

There's already a bite out of it anyway, so no thanks. I'll call dibs on this last slice of pie though.

If you want. What's the menu tonight?

[fyeahlittlegilbert]

[tanzie-reed]

Did Zach let you in? Sorry, I was doing laundry, I didn’t realize anyone was here…

[ford-christian]

Are you implying that I need Zach’s permission to enter his house?

[winnyhayes-old]

I don’t know. Let’s just talk. I mean, we’re boring adults now. What do we talk about? Taxes?

[ford-christian]

Winny I’m a drug dealer. I don’t exactly need to worry about paying taxes.

[winnyhayes-old]

You’ve never let me get hurt before. C’mon, let’s sit. Talk.

[ford-christian]

But... alright then.  Hey take over for me.

So what’s on your mind?

[winnyhayes-old]

You think one of these idiots would be dumb enough to hit Winny Hayes?

[ford-christian]

Considering this is Los Angeles and there’s alcohol involved? Yeah, I’d place money on that bet. Now stay clear. I don’t need to hear a mouthful from Henry if you got hurt on my watch.

[alluringchachki]

[winnyhayes-old]

Christian, please don’t mess up my very pretty face. It’s how I make a living.

[ford-christian]

I’m trying to help you here. Maybe not stand too close. Or you’ll get popped by an elbow on accident.

[rycndcstiny]

Sounds good to me. I’m in.

[ford-christian]

"Sweet. No, wait... this isn't gonna be one of those times where you and Dia turn this into a couple's team kinda thing, is it? 'Cause if you haven't noticed yet, I'm flying solo tonight."

[winnyhayes-old]

Please get those darts away from my face…

[ford-christian]

Or you can not stand in the way so darts can be near your face.

[ford-christian]

Uh no. No one’s called next game yet but be warned, losers buy the next round.

[ford-christian]

tanzie-reed:

Nobody can help me now.

Then I’ll do the best I can..

[ford-christian]

winnyhayes:

Shut up. I’m gonna put floral print on it, I think. Or sparkley things. I think it’ll make me significantly happier since I have to look at it for a while.

....you’re going to try and turn this into a trend, aren’t you?

How long do you even have to wear it for anyway?

[ford-christian]

tanzie-reed:

I shouldn’t have been there. I should’ve reacted quicker, I should’ve fought harder.

I can’t feel anything, Christian.

I know, Tanz. I know. It’ll be okay though. I’m gonna help you get through this, alright?

[ford-christian]

winnyhayes:

About time you showed up.

I think I have a perfectly good reason, at least? Nice sling, by the way.

[ford-christian]

winnyhayes:

I’m getting out of here tomorrow. Thank god. The only thing I’m not excited about is this stupid sling… it doesn’t look cute with anything that I wear. Maybe if I bedazzle it…

Well if you’re leaving tomorrow, then I think it’s fair I give you a visit before I lose my chance right?