Protector of Dimensions

Shadowfrost is the Elemental Protector of Marvel. ~ The dimensions are merging. Ever notice other versions of yourself walking around? That's another you from an alternate dimension. The walls between the dimensions are thin. Who knows what might come through? I do. I'm here to stop the demons. ~ Elementians are female dimension-traveling, demon fighters who try to keep the world in balance. There is one elementian to a dimension. When they die, they get reborn and remember all of their past lives. ~ Independent and willing to RP with anyone. Muses and mun are of age but Mun doesn't feel comfortable RPing smut so that will probably not happen. ~ Mun is a nerd and loves it when people talk to her.

[wildestmikaelson]

If you have been waiting days for a reply from me…

or weeks…

or months…

[foreheadelementals]

((This Broadway show was amazing!!))

[foreheadelementals]

If any of my followers are going to be at New York City Comic - con tomorrow, look for a female Waldo.

[foreheadelementals]

send help i am trapped

[shield-slinging-cap-deactivated]

ltcolwarmachine replied to your photo “WHIPPED CREAM VODKA AMAZE”

//You don’t have to a put a trigger warning for your face. I dunno if it’s the site or what but it’s not needed. You’re very cute.

//hahahaha it’s just my mun face photo tag XDDD Thank you~~

[foreheadelementals]

(( See! I'm not the only one who thinks that! ))

[someone-inconspicuous]

[warriorsatthedisco]

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

[earth-horn-blog]

Saxes move downstage.

[glitchyghostboy]

I’ll just leave this here.

[tyleroakley]

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

[endoshan]

[spoopy-eneko]

the added directions are great. 'insert peanuts' 'gradually become irritated' 'cresc., or not' 'untie slip knot' 'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

[birdinpants]

'release the penguins'

[foreheadelementals]

Done, mostly

Does it look ok?

[foreheadelementals]

I'm changing up my blog a little.

I'm going back to mainly Shadowfrost because lets face it, I mostly use her anyway. The other elementals will still be here, open to mutuals and anyone who wants to RP with them but they won't be offered right off the bat.

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

[foreheadelementals]

Deluxe Pin Up Maker Elementals (x) + Bonus Mun

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

[arvidabystrom]

[fwizard]

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

[kijikun-deactivated20150220]

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

[the-write-ideas]

Send my character bizarre insults and see how they react to them!

more memes and things here!

[nasdaq-deactivated20211020]

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

[sonority-one]

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

[mothraconfirmed]

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

[iamirrelephante]

xcuse yew

[foreheadelementals]

((RAIN!!! XD))

Khloe smiled at the mun, "Hey guys, sorry for the slow activity. Grace has had a tough week at work and her phone died and she's been stressed because being an adult is tough." 

((*Thunder sounds and Graceless cackled*))

"I'm making it storm right now because for some twisted reason big thunderstorms make her happy."

[thedownfallofyou-deactivated8535]

Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[sydneybristowe]