versez le sang, mes beaux amis

thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

801 FOLLOWERS

thank you all so much. I love you all, you insane bitches /aff

intro

RULES: you must be following me to participate. do not follow me just to participate, please. you may request multiple times but please do it in separate asks

FOLLOWERS AND MUTUALS

here comes a thought: give me a character and I’ll tell you a hc I have for them

peace and love: give me a theme/character/ship and I’ll make a moodboard based off of it

giant woman: tell me your hear me out and I’ll rate them

MUTUALS ONLY

familiar: I’ll make a moodboard based on how I see you + a word you remind me of

let us adore you: send in a song I remind you of or you think I’d like and I’ll do the same for you

love like you: tell me a character I remind you of and I’ll do the same for you

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

[sophsun1]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 3.06: Good Will Haunting

[marsigolds]

PPELASE DIBT SHANK ME 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

I WON’T

not without consent

[scrumblewonk]

unreasonably horny and insatiably suicidal

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

sorry. I need to be sedated or maybe just shot

I’ll sedate you

[scrumblewonk]

my grandparents’ australian friends are coming to visit soon im gonna show them my blueberry scented bluey soap

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

they’ll love it - an australian

[scrumblewonk]

i want to be choked to death by my best friend while he sits in my lap.

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

OH!

real

[scrumblewonk]

my grandparents’ australian friends are coming to visit soon im gonna show them my blueberry scented bluey soap

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

they’ll love it - an australian

[miss-este-eye]

sometimes I just send blogs I don’t know anonymous asks. it’s like that one post like “every once in a while I go bother the mayor because he’s required to listen to me talk.”

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

reading every post I see in a different accent every time

we fluctuate from multiple american accents to a british accent to a boganic aussie accent and to a kiwi accent

[lienspien]

The biggest barty crouch jr mischaracterisation ive ever seen is that he hates his mum. The guy yelled cried and begged for his mum when he was thrown into azkaban bro wtf u yapping abt

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

rip mari ibarra

you would’ve loved bullying kids on roblox

[del-stars]

rip mary macdonald you would have LOVED pinkpantheress

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[foursaints]

i miss creepy evan rosier and all the creepy little things that go along with him... taxidermies. autopsies. tuberculosis. bloodletting. surgical amphitheaters. bone saws. formaldehyde. animal teeth. rare and undetectable poisons. mothballs. morgues. dissection tools. organs in jars on desks. conjoined fetuses of dead lambs. love him or hate him you have to admit he had consistency

[tsukiyostarr]

hello i just saw two posts in a row where people were saying they were leaving the marauders fandom because of how it treated them so i would like to make a little rant about this all

for some of you, i love you and you make such amazing headcanons, fanart, fanfic, cosplays, ect ect, and you are genuinely such nice people and you are so cool mwah

and for some of you, what the fuck is wrong with you?? you out creators deadnames, and think it’s ok. you harass people for their headcanons and you think it’s ok. you call people bigots for headcanons that ARENT PROBLEMATIC and then turn a blind eye to the actually problematic headcanons and you think it’s ok. what happened to scroll or block?? what happened to oh idk being a decent human being??

i love the marauders, and i love the whimsy and joy and the fanfics and fanart and i love these characters, and i think personally no level of harassment is going to make me not like them, but i think that the fact that anyone is getting harassed or hated on simply because someone doesn’t like their headcanons is disgusting.

also! i feel like in wake of all this, i’ve had to walk on eggshells a lot of the time. it seems like i can’t make a post mentioning that i don’t like a ship or i see another post where someone mentions they don’t like a ship (NOT IN A DEATH THREAT WAY but literally “i don’t like _______”) and then people come after them. if you are leaving death threats then that is 100% wrong, but i should be able to say i simply don’t like a ship.

anyway! to conclude, constructive criticism is not ok when it’s just glorified hate, if you are ranking or judging anyone’s free creative work what are you doing with your life, and if you harass anyone please for the love of god leave this fandom.

sorry if this makes no sense my rants are usually just a jumble of my thoughts