WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND

If you aren't a PROUD troye sivan fan, GTFO. I don't even want to see you on my dash ffs

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HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL I WAS COLE SPROUSE THE ENTIRE TIME GO FUCK YOURSELVES

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What are your thoughts on the UK housing crisis.

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Starmer is a hack and they should drag him bloody through the streets

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you hear a small crackle. then a pop. one turns into two, two into uncountable. a cacophony of noise swirls around you, inescapable in it's intensity, yet comforting in its prescence. and then it disappears, as quickly as it arrived. was it there to begin with? were you just imagining it?

you turn on your lamp. you've done this so many times that it's autopilot to you now. you could say that about a lot of things in your life now that you think about it. heading downstairs, you see a familiar sight. or rather a lack of one. there's no one here. it's been that way for a while, though you never could quite get used to living alone. you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and sit on the couch. you flip through thousands of shows, none of them of interest to you beyond a faint thought. you can't think of anything to watch but you know you wouldn't be able to bear having nothing playing, so you pick a random one. it's a crime thriller. you don't really care about it enough to actually watch it. you get lost in thought. you know this is bad for you. you always have tried your best to stop yourself from thinking too much. you know what happens when you do that.

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got a fucking message telling me to read homestuck. why the fuck would i ever read your little shitty comic book when i could spend my valuable time watching x-men. or trolls. these are all unrelated. i don't watch movies.

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HOW IN THE FUCK IS SHE BACK. HOW HAS SHE BEEN BACK FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT ME NOTICING. THIS CANNOT FUCKING STAND. I WON. AND JUST LIKE THAT THE SAND HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE GAPS IN MY FINGERS AND I AM LOST.

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looks like i have finally outlasted the poser bethany rage.... i win.

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i love troye

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Still upset about the halftime show. Troye would have been so much better than Kendrick, I mean just imagine it

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Taylor lost. Take that.

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who is your mother and why am i doing her rn

Why are you doing a dead body

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Bow to me, troy sivian fanboy, for and Troy Sivian fans are genetically inferior to my womanly honor

OMFG you can't even spell his fucking name right!! If you want me to join your cult you're gonna have to at least listen to one fucking troye sivan album.

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No thank you. Honestly I hope Troye dies in a fire.

He is a stupid moid and doesn’t even pay respects to me

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You will regret this.

[darlingqueenlilith-deactivated2]

What are you gonna do?

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You will see.

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Bow to me, troy sivian fanboy, for and Troy Sivian fans are genetically inferior to my womanly honor

OMFG you can't even spell his fucking name right!! If you want me to join your cult you're gonna have to at least listen to one fucking troye sivan album.

[darlingqueenlilith-deactivated2]

No thank you. Honestly I hope Troye dies in a fire.

He is a stupid moid and doesn’t even pay respects to me

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You will regret this.

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Bow to me, troy sivian fanboy, for and Troy Sivian fans are genetically inferior to my womanly honor

OMFG you can't even spell his fucking name right!! If you want me to join your cult you're gonna have to at least listen to one fucking troye sivan album.

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Who’s troye Sivan?

The fact that you are even asking that question disgusts me. He's been snubbed way too many times for way too long. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

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Why is everyone so anti-troye sivan? he didn't even win a fucking grammy this year, like his feature on brat carried that fucking album and he gets nothing? it's just such fucking bullshit.

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I told my brother about my blog and he seemed creeped out? Even my own brother? What did I do to deserve this?

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For the record no i'm not freaking transphobic at all, foreskin is gender neutral and I don't want to hear this shit anymore