LI the failure

Friendly reminder to keep your hands soft incase you get to pet a cute dog today

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

What does your quarantine sanctuary look like? Self care is too important during these times! Stay safe and cozy everyone. 🌙🐱💕

[millipedefarmer]

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

[opalinesque]

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

[millipedefarmer]

you know too much

[m1lkjug]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbzH_9BNRt/

[darthbanes-deactivated20160626]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

dlmoisttlotjidnftdsaydihbpjfastmne: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

[lgbtminecraft]

[dark-oak-tree]

/gamerule mobGriefing false

[teethcraft]

[bloodmintgearbox]

[beach-blocks]

[queer-wither]

[pyriteplates]

[thisaccountisretiredsblog-deact]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.”

—

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[toddlerghost1017-deactivated201]

Four snapbacks. Zero girlfriends.

It doesn’t add up.

[duskfawn]

🚏 💮 🌳 🚌 ☔️

[hungwy]

If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

[tredlocity]

Someone: You look so tired.

Me: I’ve been playing Naruto Online for 4 minutes.

[31st]

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

[31st]

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

[angy-sage-deactivated20200315]

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

[luveater]

[frogfully]

[pattinsonsupremacy]

GIVE HIM THE FULL SUIT, MORONS

[useoul]