experimentalfoliage:
Today, I am getting a new egg.
Woah, super cool! I was gonna name mine Clark, but…
I am going to name mine ‘egg’.
Did you decide against the name ‘Clark’ for your egg? Why?
We must raise our eggs together.
Our eggs will hatch one day.
We will be parents.
You sound so awesome, Konoha!! That means I’m totally gonna be a parent too— a great one, at that!
[thumbs up we’re gonna be *~*~*~*parents*~*~*~* konoha ;) ]
And Clark’s a good name. Why don’t you think of a different one?
[konoha just stares at you he doesn’t really know what you’re expecting of him gosh seto you stupid baka!!!!]
…. Egg. I like the name ‘egg’.
[it still doesn't get through his head that konoha's just as oblivious as he is i mean WHAT are you expecting??]
But... naming an egg, 'egg' is kinda weird, isn't it? It's like naming a human, 'human'!











