i'm 18 But i'm really 12

aerospace engineering is my thang somewhere between the land and the sea

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?

me:

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

Why does the radio stop the music to tell you they have non stop music?

[0153775]

I need me a freak..like me

[leptoceratops-deactivated201806]

oh my god

[becausebirds]

pew pew

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

HERE’S A FUN FACT - Ravens only make this sound if they really love you and think you’re their family. :D

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

“yeah… i’m a bit of a skater”

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[flomation]

[ruinedchildhood]

helgas mom was wasted 24/7

[urfavblackgirl-deactivated20170]

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

[foreverboricua-blog]

me applying for a job

interviewer: sir the only thing you've written on this application is "I love hell" in really big letters

me, lighting the contents of the trashcan on fire: i'm sorry are you talking to me

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Women can’t do anything or enjoy something as simple as a snapchat filter without some uglie guy telling us we need to stop

[officialunitedstates]

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

[softepilogue]

right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[cash4bees]

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

Nerd: Holy shit. 

[panthera1leo]

That baby from toy story is all grown up

[niggasandcomputers]

Whenever someone texts me Wyd I get nervous because idk what I should be doing

[sonoanthony]