[dustsculptures]

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

[dustsculptures]

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

[catasters]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Middle aged dad in a recliner

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Pov someone had a couple helpings of that sweet potato casserole

[vangoghcore]

by euphemia.stokefield

[teejaystumbles]

The Dream Lord’s castle after Morpheus finally met Hob in 2021

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Temperatures are starting to drop in a lot of places so here's a reminder that you should never plug space heaters into power strips. Space heaters require a higher wattage than power strips can handle, which can result in the strip overheating and catching fire.

Don't put space heaters around clutter either and don't run them when you're asleep or out of the room. Make sure all your smoke detectors are working.

A cold house is awful, especially when space heaters are your only form of heating, but you know what's worse? Your house getting burned down.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[gaimanneil]

GREGORY THE GARGOYLE THE SANDMAN (2022-) - “Imperfect Hosts” (1.02)

[theinconvenientlifestyle]

[sprinkledsalt]

I know this makes the anti-voting fandom big mad but this is only happening because Murphy was re-elected by a thin margin in November 2021, bucking a 40 year trend of Democratic governors losing re-election in NJ, because enough people voted for him

[stele3]

People only think their votes don’t count because they only think about presidential elections. Vote local.

[apxlllo]

Happy Disability Pride month to all the trans men and non-binary people out there with conditions that people typically associate with women. Endometriosis, PCOS, adenomyosis, vaginismus... you're all so much stronger than you get credit for and you're no less of a man/non-binary because of your condition

[guerrillatech]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage

When I told him I was renting he asked "why don't you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?"

Sir, we lead very different lives

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It's not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

[perditionsflames]

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

[orangecitrusring]

One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak

[headspace-hotel]

the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread

[cantinabandmp3]

Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.

[taskmastersource]

— In your face, Ardal!

[kitmarlowe]

[kimwxlers]

"Well, straight away, I think The House Queens seem to be driven by a baseless confidence."

Bridget Christie, Judi Love, and Sophie Duker (The House Queens) in TASKMASTER: Series 13

[ashtray-girl]

"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"

- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"

[sophiamcdougall]

Yeah but you need to actually hear the full clip and the fury and passion and glee (because he knows he's nailing them) in his voice. (Wish I could find the audio somewhere other than Twitter, but I can't.

[dtbird]

here it is!

[kittyoverlord]

Sorry to reblog twice, but the original caption misses an important part of the quote.

He says, "it the 70s it was my fucking family, it was black and minority ethnic people."

Its personal for him. That's important.

[pochowek]

I cant even fantasize abt letting worms and wolves pick my whole body apart bone by bone somewhere in the woods anymore cuz i know theres microplastics in my lungs and shit. Its just not as primal with microplastics involved. The vibe is gone

[guerrillatech]

[nicostiel]