What the Small One Sees

I have sparkles underneath. Portland, OR native. Chicago resident.

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[homoidioticus]

[noelbadgespugh]

[loosesealbluths]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[sacredtome]

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

[thewickedavatar]

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

[ghosts-in-the-tv]

[tseneipgam]

THE APPLE AND ITS CLOSE RELATIVES (FROM THE WAVERLEY BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE, 1950S

[elegyformysadness]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[perrfectly]

[meowntain]

[horrifying]

[scoobydoomistakes]

The gang’s chilling at the malt shop, as per usual. The Mystery Machine sits out front, minding its own business.

Oh noes, the bad guy appears!

He stretches out his spectacularly-long arms.

Ha, joke’s on you, bad guy! Freddy keeps the Mystery Machine locked, like any wise owner of a–

…oh.

I, uh….

Well, then.

…the real villain of this episode isn’t Mr. Hyde after all.

It’s unsafe van security practices.

[nogenderinthewasteland]

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

[galren]

[wildermouse]

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away