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(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile
WHO LEAVES THE BIGGEST MESS? ✧ Haikyuu!
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VERY NSFW, proceed with caution!!
Characters included: Oikawa Tooru, Kenma Kozume, Kita Shinsuke, Atsumu Miya, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Tendou Satori, Lev Haiba, Iwaizumi Hajime, Suna Rintaro.
track 6 ; your birthday present to kei tsukishima was letting him cum in you. tags: breeding kink. possessiveness kink. marking/claiming kink. mirror play (one-sided window). public sex. impact play. hair pulling. dom!tsuki. obedience kink. eye-contact (if you squint). birthday sex. drunk sex (implied). loud sex. ruined clothes lol. praise-degradation hybrid. notes: so... i've been in the process of moving AND my bf surprised me with tickets to a concert which explains the lag! also i'm still hella surprised to see everyone liked the rengoku fic LMAO! and since my birthday is next month, kinktober is getting extended for another week! so that means more of ur faves <3 - send in some requests! lastly, for anyone on the taglist feel free to update your tag preferences through this link! kinktober navi ☆ track five ☆ kinktober prelude
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kei tsukishima has a breeding kink.
and that's kinda, primarily your fault.
it was one of your birthday presents to him – and boy did he cash that shit in.
☆ confessions of the night!
— a haikyuu fanfic // historical AUs for the haikyuu-verse men.
synopsis: you never thought you would found yourself entangled with a man like him, and yet here you two were, in the dead quite of the night. together. pairing: afab!reader x aged up!hq men [ft. kageyama tobio, tsukishima kei, oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, aakashi keiji, ushijima wakatoshi, keishin ukai] cw: fluff and sm*t. first times for all. inexperienced reader x inexperienced haikyuu men. yearning. triggers specified for all characters down below. mdni. old m.list | new m.list
☆ the cruel price, kageyama tobio;
cw: sm*t. p in v. cre*mpie. m*ssionary position. kageyama's a softie. fluff at end.
"father, i shan't marry that man! he-he's hic-! cruel!" you cried, eyes rimmed red and raw from your many-a-protests. your father held up a firm hand, his voice booming over the empty council hall. "your fate had been pre-decided when you were a mere child. you shall marry kageyama tobio. do not utter another word in protest."
no amount of jabs, cries and whines could deter your father. your fate was pre-decided, and fates were often cruel than not. you were to marry him. him. kageyama tobio. despite everyone knowing just how cruel he was, you had no choice but you give yourself away in the holy matrimony. nothing of which was holy!
god! self-centered, egoistic, with eyes sharp and wits sharper, kageyama never got along with anyone, always in his own lonesome company. you couldn't believe you could ever marry a man like this, much less come to fall in love with him.
hostage-ish
iwaizumi hajime x f!reader
seijoh4 minus iwaizumi traps you in your own apartment so they could gift you to iwaizumi. wc: 1.4k, no idc if them living tgt don’t make sense.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWA-CHAN :3
the scent of oikawa’s overpriced cologne was the first indicator that security had been breached. the second indicator was the colossal, neon-pink satin ribbon currently being looped around your torso with the frantic urgency of a group of teenagers trying to wrap a fragile porcelain vase before their parents got home.
“hold still, y/n-chan! if the bow isn’t symmetrical, the entire aesthetic integrity of the birthday surprise is compromised!” oikawa hissed, his fingers flying through the silky fabric as he knotted it around your waist.
“you’re going to suffocate her, you idiot,” matsukawa muttered from the corner, leaning against your kitchen counter while casually eating one of your strawberries. “and if she dies, iwaizumi will literally liquefy our bones and drink them like a protein shake.”
What he does when he climax ; hq edition
Holding your hand !
He was totally looking at you with heart eyes, just the sight of your divine face as your juice was leeking out, filled him with ego. "Ah— baby that's right..!" He exclaimed as he rushed to put two fingers to stop the leakage. Your hole clenching at the process.
His other palm caressing the back of your own palm. "Feel me, yeah? say something sweetheart.." His voice slurred already fucked.. God he loved when he could feel you this close. The sounds of your breath panting as you felt his lips grazing the back of your palm.
You were too fucked out, can't do anything much as your eyes was almost cowering from his stature. "Fucked you dumb, ya can't speak with me..?" He pouted, his smile drooped down to a small frown.
"t's alright, love.. I'll make you go dumb on my cock."
Bokuto Koutaro, Nishinoya Yuu, Haiba Lev. (any other character also works)
Immediately records it !
He had grabbed the phone from your nightstand, yes.. his clear case phone that had a polaroid of you two kissing. As he pampered your face with kisses. "Look up here, pretty.."
His velvety voice bounced off the walls as you whined. Your tear stained face makes him want to pound you more. Even with the flashlight on your face– you didn't mind how lewd you look. Your eyes stare back at the camera, as you stuck out your tongue like a puppy.
"Mmm, so good.. just for me yeah?" He whispers as his hand, with his phone immediately zooms into your puckering hole. It was filled, of course albeit to him. "It's oozing out of you.." He whispered, you couldn't help but whine.
You hesitantly bring two of your fingers down immediately, grazing your flesh just to insert it in. To keep it all in there. He chuckled as he stopped the recording, immediately taking pictures of your form.
"That's right baby, put me in your womb yeah..?"
Miya Atsumu, Oikawa Toruu, Suna Rintarō. (any other character also works)
Keeps thrusting !
He doesn't care how sensitive he was, he just kept pounding into you. The slaps of flesh heard throughout the entirety of the room. "no— more..!" You huffed through your tears, trying to stop them as you wiped.
"Not when you grip me so tight, baby..!" He exclaimed as his hips rocked back into you. His hands against the headboard, as your back sprawled out on the messy sheets. No he didn't want to pull out now.. not when you'll leak all of his cum out. Hell no.
Your cries were heard, poor neighbours but you didn't care about that much. He knew you loved it when people could hear you both get so dirty with eachother. "Fuck– s'tight ahh.. you're close yeah?" He also did not give a flying fuck if he already came before you, it just aided when he feels you tighten around him.
"S'fast.. wait.." Your bit your lip and he tapped your chin. You looked up at him as he pulled your bottom lip down, it glossed with your tears. "No no, let me hear you scream.." He chuckled so loudly as you were slammed once again.
"Cover up your voice again– I'll fuck you twice as hard again."
Kuroo Tetsuro, Tsukishima Kei, Iwaizumi Hajime. (any other character also work.)
iwaizumi hajime x f!reader — fluff
cw: suggestive content, read at your own risk.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi is the type to never let you walk on the street-side of the sidewalk, but he doesn’t do it with some dramatic, sweeping gesture. he just quietly palms your waist, his thumb digging slightly into your hip through your shirt, and nudges you to the inside without breaking the flow of whatever story he’s telling you about his athletes.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi has hands that are always a little rough, calloused from years of gripping volleyballs and athletic tape, but he’s absurdly gentle when it comes to you. his favorite thing to do when you’re both unwinding on the couch is to drag the blunt tips of his fingers down the nape of your neck, tracing the edge of your collarbone until you’re practically melting into his chest.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi looks terrifyingly hot when he’s focused, especially now that he’s older, broader, and wears those fitted athletic polos for work. if you’re studying or working next to him, he’ll be staring intensely at his laptop screen, jaw tight, until he catches you looking. the way his expression immediately softens into this heavy-lidded, knowing smirk will absolutely ruin your ability to concentrate.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi isn’t a loud PDA person, but his possessiveness shows up in the quietest, highest-voltage ways. like how his hand always finds its way under your thigh when he’s driving, his fingers idly squeezing your skin right above your knee, or how he’ll pull you against him by your waistband in crowded spaces, his chin resting right on top of your head.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi is incredibly observant. he knows the exact temperature you like the shower, exactly how much milk to put in your morning coffee so it’s just the right shade of beige, and the precise moment your social battery dips. before you even have to say you want to leave a party, you’ll feel his large, warm hand slide down your spine, his lips brushing your ear as he mumbles, “let’s get you home, ‘kay?”
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi has a terrible habit of leaving his heavy, oversized hoodies at your place, and he fully expects you to wear them. but the real kicker is when you try to give them back, and he just pulls you into his lap, buries his face in the crook of your neck, and mutters that they smell way better on you anyway, his grip tightening around your waist so you can’t get up.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi is a teasing menace behind closed doors. he loves to push your buttons just to feel the flush creep up your neck. if you’re complaining about him being too distracting, he’ll just lean over you, trapping you against the kitchen counter with his forearms on either side of your hips, looking down at you with that lazy, confident gaze that says he knows exactly what he does to you.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi is your absolute biggest safe space. after a grueling day, there is nothing better than crawling into his bed and having him immediately haul you against his chest. he’ll wrap his thick arms and legs around you like a human weighted blanket, pressing slow, lingering kisses to the top of your head until all your stress completely evaporates.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi is so deceptively solid, and he knows exactly how much he outweighs you. when he’s feeling particularly impatient, he loves to casually hook a thick arm around your neck from behind, pulling your back flush against his broad chest in a lazy, dominant headlock. he’ll just hold you trapped there, his heavy bicep pressing right against your chin, flexing effortlessly every time you try to squirm away while he mumbles something entirely too hot in your ear.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi does this thing where he doesn’t ask you to move—he just moves you. if you’re in his way or if he just wants you closer, he’ll wrap his massive hands around your waist and physically lift your feet off the ground to set you exactly where he wants you. that casual, effortless manhandling is dangerous, especially when he deposits you right onto his lap or strands you on top of the kitchen counter so you’re at perfect eye level.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi has an absolute vice grip, a lovely byproduct of his years as a heavy-hitting wing spiker and trainer. when things get heated behind closed doors, he likes to pin both of your wrists above your head with just one of his hands. his fingers wrap completely around your bones, locking you down so easily that it makes your head spin. he’ll just look down at you, using his free hand to trace a line down your stomach, completely unbothered by how much you’re trembling underneath him.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi’s thighs and biceps are genuinely a public health hazard. he’s completely unbothered by using his weight to pin you to the mattress, straddling your hips so you can feel every single muscle in his legs locking you in place. if you try to push him off, your hands just end up gripping his tensed, solid biceps, which only makes him huff a dark, quiet laugh before he leans down to bite at your collarbone.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi gets incredibly needy in the dirtiest way after a long week of training. he won’t even wait for you to get to the bedroom; he’ll just crowd you against the nearest wall, his heavy thigh sliding right between yours to press up against you, making your breath hitch. he likes to slide his rough hands under your shirt, his calloused palms dragging harshly over your bare skin as he commands you to look at him while he ruins your makeup.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi loves the contrast of his rough, athletic hands against your soft skin, and he isn’t gentle about leaving his mark. he’ll wrap his hand firmly around the back of your neck, his thumb pressing into your jawline to force your mouth open for him. the way he handles you is so heavy and deliberate—he likes to leave deep, dark bruises right where your neck meets your shoulder, anchoring you to him while he takes his time pulling the most embarrassing, breathless noises out of you.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi is entirely too strong for his own good, and when he completely loses his patience with you, he shows you exactly how effortless it is for him to keep you right where he wants you. he’ll pull you onto his lap facing away from him, or crowd you from behind against the mattress, and lazily hook one thick, heavy bicep under your chin to lock your head back against his shoulder—keeping you completely pinned while he drives into you from behind.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi loves the view it gives him. with his arm locked securely around your neck, he can force your head back just enough to look down at your face, watching your eyes roll back and your mouth part as he hits every single spot. every time he drives home, his bicep flexes hard against your throat and collarbone, smothermuffling your breathless, high-pitched whines right into the crook of his neck while his other hand grips your hip so hard he’s going to leave bruises shaped like his fingers.
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi uses his athletic weight to completely overwhelm you. you’re trapped between his solid chest pressing into your spine and the unyielding restraint of his arm holding your head steady, making it impossible to escape the relentless, heavy rhythm he’s setting. when you try to arch away from the friction, he just tightens the headlock a fraction more, his voice dropping into a dark, gravelly command right against your ear: “don’t move, just take it. you’ll be good for me, won’t you?”
;; boyfriend!iwaizumi gets so dirty when he realizes how much his strength turns you on. he’ll intentionally tense his forearm right against your neck as he plows into you, letting you feel the full, hard ridge of his muscle cutting off your ability to do anything but swallow the moans of his name. by the time he finally lets you go, your head drops heavily to the pillows, completely spent and dazed from the sheer, breathless weight of how thoroughly he just took you apart.
n: i’m at an all you can eat asian restaurant, mmm
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they reject you and regret it afterwards
CHARACTERS: kuroo + iwaizumi + osamu + (gn!reader)
REQUEST: pspspsps i hope its okay if i drop my request here since i saw that yours are open :D can you maybe do how kuroo, iwaizumi and osamu rejects reader confession ( they are best friend ) because they have feelings for another person but later they regret it when they moved on? i love it when the boys realize it later how much the reader means to them but y/n took the chance to move on and have a sexy glow up ✋😩 yessss i wanna see them suffer at the end >:) • by anonymous
WARNINGS: dumb boys hurting your feelings and you hurting them right back :/
NOTES: i feel like i’m not too good at writing angst lol but i made these blurbs instead of hcs!
no thoughts, just iwaizumi fucking you against your desk—you’re lying on top of your mounds of homework for uni, some papers crumpling from the movement, your computer in sleep mode from lack of use. your shorts and underwear decorate your ankle on the floor while your other leg is propped up on the chair, giving him that perfect angle to hit that sweet little spot that has you seeing stars and creaming all on him.
his hands grip your hips in a deliciously bruising hold as he fucks the stress out of you, whispering in your ear how you’re his smart girl who just works too damn hard. his smart girl who loves to go absolutely dumb from his fucking cock.
and when his smart girl is stressed… of course he’s gonna make you feel better.
“hajime—” your voice more of a breathy whine than a moan, “—fuck fuck—s’good, soo—ohh good.”
“yeah?” iwaizumi grabs a fistful of hair and pulls your head back to look at him. your eyes are glazed over in a beautiful, heady daze, reserved only for him. “am i fucking my princess dumb? can’t think about anything else?”
drool trickles down your chin as you babble out words you can barely articulate. “only you—fuck— oh my god… haji, ’m gonna—“
his hand comes down to your puffy little clit and rubs it just right for you to turn into a loud, whimpering mess. “c’mon—come for me, princess,” he groans, fucking you through it. he feels you clench around him, paired with a strangled, “‘m gonna make a mess! hajime!” before you finish—white clouding your vision. he groans as he nears his own finish, making sure you were finished with your own high before pulling out and jerking himself to come all over the swell of your ass.
and it’s been proven that every time he helps relieve your stress, you lock in and finish all your required assignments and get ahead on more. which, in turn, just means iwaizumi gets to tell you just how wonderful and smart his pretty girl is…
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BOKUTO very much has a size kink. upon returning home after a match, he loves some victory sex—he’s wired up and just so badly wanting to sink his cock inside you. and truly, no matter how much it may sting in the moment (though he does like it), there’s nothing better than seeing the marks of your nails down his back the following morning.
when he finally gets you in bed, you—with your plush thighs spread and quivering—look up at him beneath your eyelashes as he pulls down his boxers.
fuck, he’s always so big.
“kou, please,” you whimper as he moves to hover over you, and his beefy body completely covers yours. he’s just so strong.
leaking with an angry red tip, his aching cock rests against your navel, positioned right on your belly where you can see just how deep it goes.
“kou—”
“i know, baby.” he lifts your legs to drape over his arms, noticing the slight bulge of his biceps as he holds them up. he grips his length to tease it against your clit, watching your hips buck up against it. oh fuck, he loves seeing you like this—makes him even harder, actually, as another little pearl of his arousal dribbles down his shaft.
sliding in, he’s slow and steady. he’s surprisingly patient with you, but that’s always because—
you whine, gasping out, “kou, too much!! can’t fit—”
oh, and bokuto loves a good competition.
“shhhh, pretty,” he whispers, wiping a little tear from your cheek, “breathe for me. it’ll fit—it always does.”
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your sweet boyfriend AKAASHI, who lazily draws little shapes on your clit as he sits behind you. you’re gasping and hiding your face in the crook of his neck as he shushes you and reminds you to keep your legs open for him. you've been so stressed out recently, so he has to help his angel, doesn't he?
when he sees those pretty tears in your eyes and hears those soft whines of you asking him to please stop teasing, he finally relents and slowly sinks a finger in.
fuck, with your cunt so wet, it's almost too easy for him to slip inside, your warmth happily welcoming him. you croak out a "thank you" as he inserts another and curls his fingers, reaching that sweet spot that you seem to have trouble reaching sometimes.
"there we go, angel, feel me," he murmurs in your hair, watching as your thighs begin to tremble, "feel my fingers."
a/n: i want akaashi to help relieve my stress damn
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dilf!osamu is so sweet to kiss your tears away as he slowly slides his cock inside you, letting you feel him inch by inch.
the stretch hurts so good, doesn’t it, baby?
ohhh, when you cum for him, he just loves the feeling of your tight little cunt pulsing around him, milking him for all he’s worth.
god, you’re making him wanna be a father again.
and when he’s using his thick fingers to push his third load of cum back inside you, he adores the look of bliss in your hazy, half-lidded eyes. it never gets old.
maybe this load will be the one that takes, giving you a little baby that’s half you and half him.
18+ smut, breeding kink, you’re welcome
——————
He hates pulling out
This is the only time he whines
This is the only time he begs
Wants to stay warm within you
Wants to make you feel good
To make sure no one else can fill you the way he does
To make sure you take every inch of him until you glow
To make sure his seed takes and you walk around glowing growing his child
And he cums so much and stuffs you so full it leaks back onto him, sticking and making obscene noises
And he’ll stay right there, staying deep and whining to cum again
Just rolling his hips without pulling out
Eyes glossed over and in his own happy world
dilf!osamu is so sweet to kiss your tears away as he slowly slides his cock inside you, letting you feel him inch by inch.
the stretch hurts so good, doesn’t it, baby?
ohhh, when you cum for him, he just loves the feeling of your tight little cunt pulsing around him, milking him for all he’s worth.
god, you’re making him wanna be a father again.
WHEN YOU’RE FEELING INSECURE. . .
₊˚⊹ ᰔ he has you sitting on and riding his face, with his hands gripping your hips to keep your weight on him—none of that hovering pussy shit—and guiding your movements until you’re crying out his name. death by pussy? his dream way to go.
BOKUTO KOUTARO, sawamura daichi, KITA SHINSUKE, motoya komori, MIYA OSAMU
₊˚⊹ ᰔ he bends you over the arm of the couch and fucks you, hard. with his hips snapping against your ass, paired with little grunts of “oh, baby, y’take me s’good—” that you forget all about everything because you’re just too busy creaming on his cock… what were you even sad about again?
IWAIZUMI HAJIME, miya atsumu, USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI, yaku morisuke, SHUGO MEIAN
₊˚⊹ ᰔ he gets you all comfy in front of a mirror and fingers you, alternating between little circles on your clit and curling his fingers inside your gummy walls, telling you to keep your eyes on yourself and to watch how pretty you look when you cum for him.
OIKAWA TOORU, tsukishima kei, SEMI EITA, sakusa kiyoomi, MATSUKAWA ISSEI
₊˚⊹ ᰔ he does all three.
AKAASHI KEIJI, ennoshita chikara, UKAI KEISHIN, sugawara koushi, KYOUTANI KENTARO, kuroo tetsuro
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