[peachiepals-deactivated20160907]

people say that our generation is entitled, but have you ever tried to tell an old lady that her coupon doesn’t apply???

[asian]

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[bourbonheadstones]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[onlytwitterpics]

[beyonslayed]

ME?????!!!!!!

[blazepress]

Family gathering.

[spiroandthelacktones]

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

[mushroomaximus-deactivated20161]

I love this because I actually have an aunt Carol

[love-personal]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[maisonderriere]

[residentevil2-deactivated201603]

friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

[labias]

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

omfg

[stability]

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[everythingisterrible]

[brown-nena]

You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

[iverbz]

this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen