CHOKE ON EM

Howdy Howdy! My names Chet! I’m 17 years old and I LOVE classic horror movies! He/him pronouns thanks! (In character blog, follows at Cuddlefishlovelovelove)

[camp-crystallake]

Favorite horror locations

[forgotmsvoorhees]

OH MY GOSH I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THE RAINBOW HAIRED GUY!

We talked alot this week! Hes very sweet and nice and hes seen all the horror movies I have! I think he has trouble actually getting what theyre about but thats ok! I felt weird when he started calling Jason Voorhees a hunk but I guess hes not wrong

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Oh my god I forgot to mention it. Yesterday a guy with rainbow hair called my the pins on my hat cute. Ive been thinking about it since it happened. Oh my god.

[forgotmsvoorhees]

WERE BACK!

It went great! We made a guy shit his pants!

[just-a-daily-blog]

That’s not good at all!!

[forgotmsvoorhees]

Aw don’t worry about it he deserved it! He didn’t call the cops or anything cause of it too which is great

[forgotmsvoorhees]

WERE BACK!

It went great! We made a guy shit his pants!

[forgotmsvoorhees]

Is it illegal to follow some jerks in a car as long as the chainsaw youre waving is fake? It sounds legal enough

[lameandtiredandwack]

As long as you feign ignorance if they try to call someone on you

[forgotmsvoorhees]

Thanks! Were gonna head out soon!

[forgotmsvoorhees]

8 o clock Mary and I are gonna follow some preps around a bridge

[forgotmsvoorhees]

Is it illegal to follow some jerks in a car as long as the chainsaw youre waving is fake? It sounds legal enough

[gothprodigyclowngod]

School starts tomorrow so Im trying to convince Chet to reenact the opening of Tex/as Ch/ainsaw Massa/cre 2 with me by cornering some people on a bridge and letting me get on top of the truck as one last summer hijink

[forgotmsvoorhees]

WE DONT PLAN TO KILL ANYBODY I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SAY THAT

[zgmfd]

1987 Hellraiser prism sticker

[forgotmsvoorhees]

Schools going to start again soon, and I’m excited! Mary’s parent officially has custody of me so I don’t have to worry about mine trying to bring me back or anything. Trying to ignore how casual they were about giving up their only child because he’s gay. Anyway! It’s my first school year out, and I wanna see if I can get a boyfriend? It’s gonna be hard, cause the guy I like is super duper taken and his boyfriend is the nicest guy I’ve ever met, but Mary says she knows basically every gay in school so at least I’ll make more friends! It’s my senior year, and I’m also gonna be applying to some colleges. I’m hoping everything goes well!

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👀

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😦

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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My new technique for brushing my teeth that only takes 3 seconds because I’m afraid of my reflection lunging outwards and choking me a la the Evil Dead 2 is working out well!

[burnthosewhoburnedyou]

Walking alongside a highway and hoping someone will be able to take me a bit further back. Here’s to hoping that the person that decides to let me hitch a ride won’t want to kill me. Seen too many movies.

[forgotmsvoorhees]

Honestly I think you should be more worried about the drivers reaction to you! I dont know what you look like Mr, but Im guessing its this

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