hilly ekstrom

hilda ekstrom. only call me hilly. it's nice to meet you honey, i'm sure it's nice to meet me too. always bring me clothes, and love me, thanks honey! **no lili reinhart affiliation**

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You all missed me

keep your jaws closed, you know i wouldn’t miss this wedding.

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a royal invitation

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royalburnbook:

as personally requested by your hostess, her majesty queen magdalena of monaco, i have been tasked with inviting you all to a very special lunch today. attendance to this family affair will be mandatory. there will be severe consequences for those who choose to opt out (and i don’t mean a nasty gossip blast). oh, did i say family affair? you heard that right. surprise bitches - it’s parents day! the fun’s over lovelies because mommy and daddy are in town to visit, and they just can’t wait to see what lovely upstanding citizens you have all become. here are all the deets:

date: monday, may 19th time: 12:00PM location: palace of monaco - grand state room dress code: smart casual

i just love a good family reunion, don’t you?

xoxo, the burnbook

ps - if you’re stupid enough to think that this is fake, well then, it’s your funeral.

who needs a getaway car?

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What would your Tinder bio say?

don’t bother, unless your hot and able to handle me.

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rickyofhicky:

I love you too, but please, explain this “Mark doesn’t want to talk to me” thing? 

you know, you tell a person that your safe word is their name because they dry you up, and suddenly they don’t want to be friends with you.

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What would your Tinder bio say?

don’t bother, unless your hot and able to handle me.

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rickyofhicky:

You are gorgeous and far too good for this conference. 

and that is where i love you ricky. but i’m too good for any conference.

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What would your Tinder bio say?

don’t bother, unless your hot and able to handle me.

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rickyofhicky:

Oh, I would know.

thanks honey, seriously keep going.

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What would your Tinder bio say?

don’t bother, unless your hot and able to handle me.

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rickyofhicky:

Originally posted by lilirenhart

And she is a looooot to handle.

you said it yourself, honey.

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What would your Tinder bio say?

don’t bother, unless your hot and able to handle me.

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rickyofhicky:

Originally posted by riverdalecolesprouse

How does one get into that test group?

there is no way we are this lucky.

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rireilly:

Uhm… how?

exactly. how did i miss you?

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how the heck did i miss him?

heyyyyy @rireilly

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illpunchittillitgoesaway:

Sorry for missing the party

Turns out drivers are assholes here and don’t stop when people cross.

maybe i can kiss it and make it better.

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hint, i have “special” brownies for you all.

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do you want to play a game?

Hey lovelies! So with Zak’s costume party tonight, I thought we’d spice things up a bit and play a little game of Daredevil. Here’s the scoop:

Reblog this post if you’re participating. By reblogging this post, you are agreeing to all the rules and conditions of the game.

Wait for me to send you your dare for the night.

Complete the dare at the party before the night is over.

Do not tell anyone what your dare is. Only post the dare once it is completed.

If you do not complete your dare, there will be consequences and it won’t be pretty.

Feel free to send each other dares as well, however, you are not obligated to do them. So, do you have what it takes?

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allmightydom:

Sweet. You’re a life saver!

that’s what they call me honey. looks like im surprising you with two things.

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illpunchittillitgoesaway:

I guess I am.

Originally posted by agsztrashbouquet

there’s not a problem, right honey?

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allmightydom:

Are you gonna help me pick out a costume?

if you want me to i can definitely help with that.

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allmightydom:

Hah, yeah I guess that’s true too. All work and no play…

well you’re missing out if you don’t come.