THE HORROR

in fandom hell, mostly hetalia || I post cropped selfship art sometimes, full pieces on Instagram (same username)

[forkbirtuna]

Tagging system so y'all can block what you don't want to see

General art tag: forkbirtuna art

Suggestive/nsfw art tag: whorehouse

Gorey art tag: slaughterhouse

Rambling tag: the yapper

Ask tag: mail for da fork

Reblog tag: rb

[chermice]

Hello!! After the earthquake I have barely been able to communicate, the electricity and signal were restored yesterday.

Right now, I won’t be able to accept or formally continue my commissions until things have stabilized and the power stops going out. My only device is my phone, so I’m very limited. I need to stock up on groceries at home and buy medicine—in short, I need to get through the week. :( When you donate, you can leave me a request for anything, and I’ll be able to draw you at least a little sketch or a doodle. Donating isn’t required, but I’d be grateful if you could share this.

When I have a better opportunity, I’ll open emergency commissions, but for now, this is all I can do. Anyway, thank you very much if you do share:(

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[forkbirtuna]

Haven't been posting much because all I draw is selfship stuff and I have a small cult following on instagram because of it, if I ever make a solo ludwig piece again I might post it here *nods and walks away*

[lavrach]

if i ever get a nose job put me down cuz that is NOT me

[legitimately]

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

[forkbirtuna]

I hate that now Tumblr opens a random share window when I try to screenshot a post I liked. I'm not sending this to anyone. It's going to my personal treasure cove.

[ddeck]

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather

[h-ayata]

He vs she, first night together

[forkbirtuna]

Pwincess

[forkbirtuna]

My headcanon for Ludwig's body type, I see him more on the bulkier side instead of being shredded, so cute

[forkbirtuna]

Giving him my problems because fuck this guy (affectionately)

[digital999placebo]

beilschmidt brothers

[forkbirtuna]

something something jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair etc etc etc

[forkbirtuna]

I found this in my art folder. he probably stinks

[forkbirtuna]

Since I mostly used Tumblr and Instagram I'm gonna organize my content like this

- Tumblr is for my general fandom art (mostly hetalia still)

- Instagram is for my hetalia art and my yumeship art (will be archiving the later that I posted in here)

I have a Twitter account that was meant for my nsfw art but I highkey hate that place I dont use it. no one is gonna see shit unless I show it off in some group chats

[forkbirtuna]

as if I wasn't already stressed out enough with my history degree, my mom is telling me to pursue an english degree too, like, at the same time as I'm still working on my history degree

Also she wants me to go for a masters degree immediately after I graduate, and has told me that she'd be really pleased if I went all the way to a phd

SO GUESS I'LL HAVE NO LIFE UNTIL MY 30s HUH 🫩

[forkbirtuna]

My sick brother enters my room just to cough on my face then leave I think I'm going to commit a crime