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Stranger Things
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@forksnostalgia
the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
#continued crash out NEW MOON (2009)
tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.
✨️Twilight Characters✨️ and the states I associate them with Part 2
Edward: Illinois ❄️🍁🦌
Jasper: Texas 🌵🥃🐴
Bella: Arizona 🌵🌅🦊
Charlie: Wisconsin 🐮🧀🍺
✨️Twilight Characters✨️ and the states I associate them with part 1
Esme: Michigan 🌲🌊🍓
Carlisle: Vermont 🫎🌲☕️
Emmett: Montana 🌲🐻🪓
Alice: Louisiana 🔮✨️🐈⬛
Rosalie: California ☀️🌻🦋
I'm making it canon that throughout the entire series Emmett had an Xbox and he'd play literally anytime he wasn't on screen. Like he'd get on that thing and straight up traumatize ppl with his trash talk, but they didn't believe he was a vampire and he didnt give a shit.
Imagine him alone in his room with a headset on just going for it like
"I've been alive for almost a HUNDRED YEARS and haven't seen someone suck this much since your great grandma!"
"A bear almost mauled me to death and you're crying over THAT?!"
"I swear to God you little shit, I will run all the way to your house, eat your dog, and still make it back in time to fuck you up!"
And his tag would be like EggsEmmedict or MonkeyMan69, and every once in a while Jasper would log on (yeeyeeboi1863) and he'd never say a word but literally drop bodies like crazy.
And one day bella comes over and just hears tree after tree falling outside and she's like "what's going on?" And Carlisle just kinda smiles politely and says "Um, Emmett is going through something right now." And Edward rolls his eyes and says "Jasper kept killing him in a stupid game." And Jasper yells through the house "AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!"
Like they have unlimited time, they're basically frozen in time as teenagers, and you think they didnt terrorize people on steam??? Nah fam.
Maybe they even did some MMORPG and Carlisle joined in occasionally as a celeric/druid healer, and you know Alice jumped on the band wagon hard-core, and i just like thinking that when they weren't dealing with the bs Edward and Bella always got them into they actually had fun as a family.
the fact that bella's wardrobe went from
✨️this✨️
to THIS 💀
MAKES ME WANT TO FLIP A TABLE
LIKE WHAT IN THE DAWN DISH SOAP COMMERCIAL IS GOING ON HERE??
WHAT IN THE AVERAGE MORMON MOM GOING GROCERY SHOPPING IS THIS ABSOLUTE MONSTROSITY??? 😫🤮🤢
WHAT IN THE SEARS CATALOG IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???
LIKE ITS SO FUCKING BLAND AND BORING.
BRING BACK THE BOWLING FIT 😤
On a softer note, if you were in charge of the costume designs for eclipse, come on out i just wanna talk.
one time I was having a twilight marathon with my friend and she referred to eclipse as "the one where everyone looks like shit" and I've never agreed with anything more in my life. I think about it often.
the fact that Jasper and Rose were supposed to be "twins" but I never saw them interact even once during the entire series makes me cackle every single time
the fact that Jasper and Rose were supposed to be "twins" but I never saw them interact even once during the entire series makes me cackle every single time
hi :) do u like jasper :)
Darn tootin 🤠
Edward: "I dont sleep."
Me: "Oh shit, me neither! Do you also fall into anxiety filled nightmares that feel so real your brain cant fully turn off so you avoid falling asleep because it only makes you more tired in the morning?"
Edward: "... um no... its because I'm a vamp--."
Me: "--Vampire, oh right."
Found your account through a Pinterest pin, love it already
Hope you're happy wherever you are!🥺❤️
whoa really?? That's wild! I'm happy. Like maybe not breaking-dawn-part-1-before-the-pregancy happy but like edward-and-bella-laying-in-the-meadow-in-twilight-happy. Thanks for keeping me in your thoughts!
there are two types of twilighters in this franchise:
you have either went through
or are going through your Bella swan phase
and I beg of you, put the tweezers down
Edward, defensively: “I have friends.”
Emmett: “Oh yeah? Name three.”
Edward: “Um... Rachel, Joey... and Chandler?”
Emmett: “First off those are characters from a tv show, and second, as if Chandler would ever want to hangout with you.”
*an ad popping up on emmetts phone*
“OH MY GOD THERES SINGLE BEARS IN MY AREA LOOKING TO MINGLE?”
Rose: “honey, it’s not what you thi—.”
all y’all scraggly bitches who ship alice and edward DONT come near me I will throw hands
