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HUSTLE, YOU FOOL! HUSTLE!!!

– Good things come to those who wait – Lord alone knows the kinds of idiots who peddle sayings like this. I mean, some people will just wake up in the morning, look left and then right, and without even bothering to brush their teeth, open their mouths “waaaaaaa” and spout nonsense. Good things happen to those who wait? Do you even… Yeeee! What the… who threw konko shoe at my head? Why is that…

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Man vs Weed II: The End Was Just The Beginning

Disclaimer: The following account, while written from a first-person POV, cannot be proven to be the writer’s experience, despite whatever comments that might try to prove otherwise. The writer is a loading Youth Pastor, and prior to this, didn’t even know what weed was. He had to Google it. ———————————————————————————————————————————— Fifteen minutes later, and the entire room was in an…

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#student #weed

Man vs Weed: There Could Only Be One Winner

Disclaimer: The following account, while written from a first-person POV, cannot be proven to be the writer’s experience, despite whatever comments that might try to prove otherwise. The writer is a loading Youth Pastor, and prior to this, didn’t even know what weed was. He had to Google it. ———————————————————————————————————————————— “Who go chop beans?” My ears pricked to alertness; it’s an…

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OPINIONS: WE ALL HAVE THEM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP THEM

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Religion & Fanaticism: The Thick Yet Horrendously Blurred Line

Any god that requires you to defend or fight for him is no god at all! Yasss! He’s back! The Indomitable! The Conqueror! The one and only Pen Dragon, First of His… cough cough! Jeez! The dust in this place, ehn; it can… Chisos! Is that a rat or a dog? Why is it staring at me like that? Shoo! Shoo! Okay, boss, please excuse us. We promise not to make too much noise, and we’ll be out of your lair…

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COVID-19: NIGERIA RECORDS SURGE IN CASES

Lagos State infection epicenter, according to public health agency Folajimi Anisulowo | July 30, 2021 3:30 pm On Wednesday, Nigeria’s latest surge in coronavirus infections intensified, with new confirmed cases rising above 500. This is a record for the first time in four months, following the spread of the more contagious Delta variant. NCDC lab used to illustrate the story | Picture Credit:…

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POLICE ARREST COVID-19 ISOLATION CENTER BURGLAR

Folajimi Anisulowo | July 30, 2021 2:45 pm The Osun State Police Command on Tuesday arrested a burglar who allegedly attempted to steal an air-conditioning unit from a COVID-19 isolation center in Osogbo. Picture Credit: Vanguard This was said in a statement by the State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Olawale Olokode, during the parade of arrested suspects at the State Police Headquarters in…

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COVID-19: WHO TRACKS NEW VARIANT

Folajimi Anisulowo | July 8, 2021 04:12 pm The World Health Organization, WHO, has discovered a new COVID-19 variant known as the Lambda strain, and is currently tracking it as a possible variant of concern. Picture credit: DNA India The Lambda variant, also known as the ‘C.37’ or the ‘Andean’ variant, is one of interest that has spread to at least 27 countries. It was first discovered in Peru…

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A GOOD NIGHT

(clears throat) Physical and mental health doctor Folajimi in the house. Get ready for some nuggets of wisdom. “As you make your bed, so you must lie on it”, the saying goes. It doesn’t speak only literally, though; your life is your figurative bed, and your choices and attitude are the actions that ‘lay’ it. Positive actions yield positive reactions, and vice versa, and you can’t escape the…

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4D - WARNING: HOLD YOUR ASS; YOU MIGHT LAUGH IT OUT

4D – WARNING: HOLD YOUR ASS; YOU MIGHT LAUGH IT OUT

Matthew 5:39 says, “But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.” A two-for-one slap sale. Well, I bought this particular market, and as a result, I achieved 4D. Wait! That shouldn’t be the beninging… begnin… beginning… Beginning! (Yes! Nailed it. I am not olodo, mind you. You’ll soon understand). That shouldn’t be…

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#4D

WE ARE OUR OWN VILLAGE PEOPLE

If there is one thing that the average Nigerian believes, either actively or passively, it is the existence of village people. A confederation of jobless individuals who do nothing all day but sit on their asses, monitoring lives and doing their best to frustrate its existence. Wait a sec, did I say ‘the average Nigerian’? Strike that, replace it with ‘every’. You say no? You go to church, pull…

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THE WHAT IF SYNDROME

Yes, I know, right? An inspirational post for my first write-up. I have finally become that which every Nigerian avoids; the dreaded inspirational speaker. “Aspire to inspire and retire Maguire”. All we ask is that you tell us what it is that you’re doing right and we’re doing wrong, and let us join you at the top, but instead that is when the one-liner drops. It either comes in the above rhyming…

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#Inspirational

IN 3, 2, 1... CLEAR!

IN 3, 2, 1… CLEAR!

Hahahaha! It lives! It’s alive! A miracle! Hahaha… oh! Hey there, traveler, welcome to my lair (get it? Pen dragon? Lair?) Before we get started though, I’d like to first of all thank you for joining me on this wonderful journey. As Charles Schulz said, “In life, it’s not where you go, but who you travel with”, so the fact that you’ve taken the time to accompany me means an awful lot to me.…

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#welcome

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