Forlork

25. professional alcoholic. restaurant enthusiast. super nerd. gaymer. Asshole.

[dashberlins]

Star Power Make-Up!

[ororomunroedontpullout]

ABC: we’re going to hire a racist to make a racist show to appeal to the racist demographic that elected Trump

*the racist does something racist*

ABC:

[leehakjoos]

[campaignagainstcliche]

[jovaline]

Oh, hey, here’s the thread I wrote on my twitter! Advice for getting started drawing backgrounds~ :)

[snorlaxatives]

people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep

[forlork]

No, but same!

I gotta lay there and be like "what happened last night? Was there a naravtive? Do I want to revisit that narative? Are we going in a different direction tonight?

[tytheunicornprincess-deactivate]

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

[transjudas]

“what in gay hell” needs to become part of my every day vocabulary

[skysworn-deactivated20190803]

[pettydavis]

KNOW YOUR HISTORY

[raspberrychainsaw]

[ruinedchildhood]

My grandma when she find out I haven’t eaten yet

[wiggymythwinter]

shit your grandma a power ranger

[ruinedchildhood]

[moved-to-user-300]

[bootlegdigimon]

You’ve heard of the D-3, now get ready for the D33!

[artsy-theo]

774 and 775

[bellossom]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[faemytho]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

TIME TO GET

S P O O K Y

[hduiawhdiahdhisuhdiuhacnbi-deac]

[sailorkunt]

lol at these self righteous conservatives calling her a whore when she’s absolutely right. Humans are naturally polyamorous capable of loving more than one person at a time just like our closest relatives. This is why people end up cheating and getting divorce. You can try to be holier than thou but your animal instincts will always kick in.

[sarahprincessbear]

This this this this this!! (Speaking for myself) some hearts are too large, loving, and open to NOT love more than one

[hduiawhdiahdhisuhdiuhacnbi-deac]

[yourladyindank]

Keeeeeeep in in your paaaaaaants if you choose to eeeeeeenter in a monogamous relationshiiiiiiip

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“some hearts are too large” someone remind me, is tumblr a website that confuses sex with love? I-I forget…

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Hun there’s something that’s too large and it’s definitely not your heart…

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

“I, personally, don’t want to control myself from banging other dudes. Ergo, monogamy is unnatural.”

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

^^ My thoughts exactly.

I mean I’m a reasonable fella. Monogomy isn’t for everyone, as an individual. I get that. You do you. But to say “monogomy is unnatural because I can’t help myself/I had a string of failed relationships and I DON’T GET WHY!??!??” seems a bit much.

[trilllizard666]

stop thinking cheating in monogamous relationships is a sign someone is actually polyamorous rather than just an asshole that doesn’t value relationships of any kind thanks

[kingjaffejoffer]

OkCupid just banned a white supremacist for life

"There is no room for hate in a place where you're looking for love," said OkCupid.

[alexbelvocal]

Word @staff the fuck y'all waiting for

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[handymatty]

Modders made a Lillie skin for Rosalina that changes the Luma to Nebby!

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

Guess the Final Smash.

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes