Surfing For Puss And The Tide Is High

                                             not dead yet nerds                                                       (tanks-a-lot's personal blog)

[tanks-a-lot]

[toast-potent]

*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my son: ay carumba!

me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[reynaisalesbian]

there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’

[beifongkendo]

The Tsurunoyu ryokan (inn) with onsen (hot springs) in Hokkaido.

[joshlovesyou]

[smegma-factory]

I don't like that watermark one bit

[delimeatsdotgov]

Thanks for the input smegma factory

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[vapunzel]

these edgy joker crossover edits on insta are so fucking funny to me bc i get what its supposed to be…#crazy society villains being #chaotic but they just look like a weird clown couple

love wins

[ratliker1917]

This is what Society should be like.

[nationwidedornermoment]

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

Tag yourself im a lewder

[covenkiss]

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[sinister-santa-deactivated20210]

[cozycryptidcorner]

Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-

Seven-year-old me:

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[aflo]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[sovietnam]

[hotvampireadjacent]

tower of babel

[transmechanicus]