I've finally stopped lurking

Any pronouns including neopronouns and it/its I only publish asks from mutuals or anons I suspect to be mutuals

[dogpuppy]

[brightstrangeworld]

good movie

[pissenchanted]

“big brother gerard & little brother mikey”

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[mostrovskaa]

crayfish galore!

[pansylair]

A hanging ceramic display piece/luminary from the start of the year - complete with babies that can be attached from small holes in the scales at the bottom of the parent's tail with fishing line (sold)!

I completely forgot about posting this and didn't get proper documentation photos but that's ok, I got process photos to show at least :)

[kinkyrius]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[2-point-5]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

[basilpaste]

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[2-point-5]

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

[2-point-5]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

[pillowspace]

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

[verysexyseagull]

[xylocope]

[l0stn3v3rf0und]

[scarletthedeadhand]

[raika-kiara]

[pillowspace]

i'm going back to sleep

[century-potpourri]

[pillowspace]

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[pillowspace]

Hold on Komaeda, I'm sensing a presence

[desi-tumblllr-dot-com-deactivat]

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[oriocookie]

i’m crying laughing

[curioscurio]

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

[curioscurio]

oc brainrot. is real

[dkpsyhog]

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

[dykegeeway]

those that get it get it…

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[crazymuffin1]

la llorona: i speak spanish so id tell her to stop crying

train to busan: my destination is before busan

Aliens: im a monsterfucker

a nightmare on elm street: i dont live on elm street

US: i dont live in the united states

[crazymuffin1]

eraserhead: i dont have a quirk (this is a my hero academia tie-in joke)

Carrie: Thats not my name

Green room: my room is red

The orphanage: my parents are alive

I saw the TV glow: yeah they tend to do that when theyre not turned off

The Cabin in the woods: i only have a cottage

The Thing: i love fantastic 4

Werewolves: im a tumblr user 🍍