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[formu1ahollanov]

[medrawawi]

[formu1ahollanov]

Thinking about Ilya knitting again and him starting out on a set of shitty plastic needles w an annoying cord that the yarn just absolutely refuses to move on bc of the weird friction those crappy plastic needles have

Thinking about him shyly bringing out his project to show David when they go round to the Hollander’s and David is like!!! Ilya!!! You deserve better needles than those!!! Here’s the ones I recommend!!! And Ilya is like ‘okey I’ll look into it thank you’ but when he leaves the room for a second Shane corners his dad and is like ‘give me the link now’ and orders him the nicest set of interchangeable needles and three of each length cable because only the best for his baby

[inthefallofasparrow]

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[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[11990904]

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow.

[formu1ahollanov]

My personal Heated Rivalry headcanon is that David knits and Shane would constantly go around wearing the ugliest coziest Weasley style sweaters when he was younger.

Ilya finds out that David knits and it only adds to his teasing of Shane’s boring genetics and any time he gets to see a picture of toddler Shane in the ugliest sweater known to man he ribs and teases him without fail but makes sure Shane knows just how cute he is wearing them, asking why he doesn’t have any as an adult.

One Christmas Shane gets a knitted jumper (slightly less ugly than the childhood ones but still not the most fashion forward) and Ilya gets so geeked about it bc yay he gets to see his baby look like a baby again!!! Only to then be reduced to absolute body wracking sobs when he opens his present and it’s a matching handknit sweater from David.

[formu1ahollanov]

Yes!!! Yuna’s tension is waaaayyy too tight bc she concentrates so hard and gets so technical about doing the movements right that her stitches just end up impossibly tight and they’re barely able to move on the needles.

I picture her being David’s designs yarn holder bc he noticed her biting her nails down to nubs during Shane’s games so he makes her hold the yarn to give her something else to do with her hands.

[phoebewritess]

I feel like everyone talks about how great of a father Ilya is gonna be because he's so good with kids so often, that we ignore Shane has THE most dad energy I've ever seen. He's standing beside his kids while they watch TV, claiming he's not watching because he has stuff to do. He's up at 7am on a saturday mowing the lawn or fixing stuff in the bathroom you didn't even KNOW needed fixing. His kids come home from practice and he's watching the most niche ass hockey stats breakdown video on youtube and he is SAT and focused for all 40 minutes. Oh you mentioned you like something? He's picking several up from the store DONT comment on it. All of his texts have periods, are straight to the point, and include either "OK" or "👍"

And he's the best dad a kid could ask for.

[formu1ahollanov]

My personal Heated Rivalry headcanon is that David knits and Shane would constantly go around wearing the ugliest coziest Weasley style sweaters when he was younger.

Ilya finds out that David knits and it only adds to his teasing of Shane’s boring genetics and any time he gets to see a picture of toddler Shane in the ugliest sweater known to man he ribs and teases him without fail but makes sure Shane knows just how cute he is wearing them, asking why he doesn’t have any as an adult.

One Christmas Shane gets a knitted jumper (slightly less ugly than the childhood ones but still not the most fashion forward) and Ilya gets so geeked about it bc yay he gets to see his baby look like a baby again!!! Only to then be reduced to absolute body wracking sobs when he opens his present and it’s a matching handknit sweater from David.

[lavenderprose]

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

[nettlepixie]

biblically accurate ilya rozanov proposal

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[wingsseni]

[hudsonswilliams]

[evanactually]

I’ve been waiting for this

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[hellyeahheistbooks]

One day, Ilya makes one joke too many about Shane having a "weak backhand" so, of course Shane "Anything you can do I can do better" Hollander gets a hat trick in his next game with exclusively backhanded shots. Ilya has never been so horny in his life. Ilya also does not stop making the weak backhand jokes.

[gaynehollander]

I want Ilya to retire at least a season before Shane if only because of how much joy it would bring him to refer to himself as a “kept man”. Every time the bill is brought over he loudly proclaims, “oh, my rich hockey player husband will take care of that”