Formula 1 Hoe

Nellie (she/her)(21) My current hyperfixation is pretty rich men going vroom vroom, so if you enjoy that stay for a little while!

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I’m going to need these Mercedes to keep their wheels to themselves for the next 5 minutes.

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Charles is literally on the phone like a child who’s parents forgot to pick him up after the school trip

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The stewards: Sainz you’re getting a penalty!

Sainz (about to cosplay an owl): Who?

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The stewards: Sainz you’re getting a penalty

Sainz (playing it stupid): Who?

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Sainz getting a penalty: Who? Me? Little old me? Surely not?

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I actually cannot be that I am about to set a 3:55 alarm for the Australian Grand Prix

If it’s shit I’m gonna be so mad :)

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I fear that it might be time to start live blogging the f1 again?

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You know what America gets some rights for booing max on the podium

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Lewis looks so small on the floor

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Sitting on the floor is so real

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ALEX P1

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Bets on someone doing 5 stops?

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George is trying to commit crimes tonight

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Somewhere at home toto wolf just threw his headphones at the tv the way a 14 year old throws a Wii remote

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When will they cut to toto? I must see this.

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Somewhere in Qatar Nico Rosberg is cackling

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Mercedes is a no bromance zone