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Independent Christopher roleplay blog from the game 'Until Dawn'. This is a private and selective blog ; but please do not get scared off by that, this is merely for my own good. I'd apprechiate you taking a look at my guidelines, they're in the 'Scout' link. If you have any questions, feel free to approach me and ask away !

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I am SO sorry for everybody waiting for replies and the starters I wanted to do. I WILL do them before the 24th, I swear. I just didn't have a lot of muse for Chris because of several reasons.

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@forradarre knows Swedish witchcraft.

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It's math not witchcraft.

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Reblog this if you're a currently ACTIVE rper in the Until Dawn fandom!

So I can follow you, and just so everyone can keep up with each other? Canon and OCs welcome!

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    »  Take my money -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      - take my car.  «

                             » Don’t you take my guitar. «

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    »  Take my money -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      - take my car.  «

                             » Don’t you take my guitar. «

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Chris;  You can get a blue coin ! Josh;  Blue coin. Schmoo coin. Chris;  Okay ... ? Josh;  Who Needs a blue coin when YOU GOT A FUCKING MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMING IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD ! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHERE ONE OF THESE BLUE COINS IS. GIVE ME SHINES AND SHIT ? SHINES ARE FOR BULLSHIT ! I DON'T EVEN CARE ! Chris;  Whoa. Josh;  CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINES, YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY ! HOW'RE YOU GONNA MAKE MONEY ?  GO ON A BLACK MARKET, SELL YOUR BODY TO THESE - UH - FUCKING PEOPLE. Chris;  I'm scared. Josh;  THEY'RE LIKE 'AAAAAAH THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE BOY, I'M GONNA STICK A PENIS INTO THAT BUTTHOLE' BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ?? IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU ! WHEN YOU HAVE THE COKE IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO HAVE MORE COKE. SO YOU GO AND GET FUCKED IN THE ASS A LITTLE BIT MORE BY THIS GAME MARIO FUCKING SUNSHINE ... HAAA... HAAAA... Chris;  ... Hannah ? Hannah ! I need an adult !

Source  || @wendixbro​

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how can I sleep if I don’t have dreams?  i just have nightmares.  how can it be?  i still believe something is out there.  some part of me feels a little bit naked and empty.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service : Sentence Starters

"Manners maketh man."

"Then let me teach you a lesson."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic."

"Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."

"True nobility is being superior to your former self."

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

"If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole."

"I will be right back."

"The suit is the modern gentleman's armour."

"I've had a rather emotional day."

"I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace."

"Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?"

"You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world."

"Looks like a lot of people are going to die."

"Does it look like I give a fuck?"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Do you like spy movies?"

"Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day."

"If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform."

"When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy."

"Ah yes. Very, very nice."

"Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting."

"Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way."

"That is sick."

"What does this do? Electrocute you?"

"Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade."

"This whisky is amazing, you will shit."

"If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!"

"I see someone who doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life."

"Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on."

"Well, that was surprising."

"You know I've got nothing to lose."

"Of sorts. Interested?"

"You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin' dog!"

"You shot your dog and had it stuffed?"

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."

"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."

"I'll have the Big Mac."

"Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce."

"It ain't that kind of a movie."

"You didn't - stop - shit!"

"Thank you for the 'happy' meal."

"Choose your puppy."

"How deep does this fuckin' thing go?"

"Wherever you go, your dog goes."

"What? They're gun dogs."

"It's a bulldog, ain't it?"

"It'll get bigger, don't it?"

"Shit."

"The man who got you released."

"I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one."

"You need to solve problems under pressure."

"Mass genocide?"

"Felt sorry for the boy, did you?"

"He will find this humiliating."

"I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny."

"If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear."

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"Meow~"

I don't even have the energy to answer this IC. But you - my dear friend and beloved person - will be showering in smooches and hugs as soon as I take a step onto Dutch ground.

[ramimalek4ever]

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@forradarre look at the Tiger.

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@mikemcnroe || It’s not even munday but here ; so you can finally shut your mouth about wanting to see my face. There. Happy now ?

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@forradarre this is you

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Morality Meme

⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?

⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?

🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?

👑: Is your muse honorable?

☯: What do they think of 'good' and 'evil'?

🌹: When would they tell a lie?

🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?

⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?

💋: How easily are they tempted?

☽: What is their alignment?

⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who's harmed them or the people they care about?

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@wendixbro  & @mikemcnroe

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»  A story I heard about myself,          this one happened in high school. We had this teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school. His name was Mr. McNamera and his son Jake McNamera went to our high school. He was a sophomore, when I was a senior.                                                 So he was two years behind me. And Mr. McNamera was an asshole and one weekend he and his wife decided to leave town ( which you should never do, if you are asshole ). And Jake McNamara decided to throw a party at the teacher’s house.                                                                 H U R R A Y ! And everyone around town heard about it and we all got up individually and thought ‘ Okay, let’s go over there and destroy the place.’ I walked into this party. Everyone I had   E V E R   met was there and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the civil war and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses,                                                               we were running wild.

I walked down. I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement. Mike took a running start and threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in HALF. A different kid found out which room was Mr. McNamera’s and went upstairs and

                     took a shit on his computer.

So the party was going great.

I’m standing in the basement, and I’m holding a red cup ( you see in movies. ) And I’m starting to black out and I guess someone said like something, ‘ something police ‘ and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:                                                     ‘ Fuck The Police! Fuck The Police! ‘ And everyone else joined in.A 100 drunk white children yelling “Fuck Da Police”. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren’t afraid of it anymore, you know that like,                                              ‘ I’ll serve my nickel, you come and take me, ‘ confidence. But white children, the reason someone had said ‘ something, something police ‘ was because the police was there.

So an Alberta police officer walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling; ‘ Fuck The Police ‘ in his face. But he was almost impressed. He was like                                                                           ‘ W O A H, ‘ and then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went ‘  get the patty wagon ‘ and my friend Matt, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled  ’ SCATTER !! ‘  . And everyone ran into different directions. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways. We all ran in different directions. I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard and now I’m running through the backyard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought  ‘ I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ‘                                                               And then I woke up at home.

On Monday, I went to school because that’s what we did back then. And I’m walking into the school building and who do I see but Jake McNamera. And he says to me  ‘ hey, were you at my party on Saturday ? ‘  and I said  ‘ no ‘  , you know, like a liar. And he said  ‘ things got really outta hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a shit on my dad’s computer. But the worst thing, ‘   he says;  ‘ the worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it. ‘  And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have.                                                              ( Did I do that ? ) I figured no. I wouldn’t have done that. But I was never sure,                                                            until two years later.

I’m playing video games with this kid named Joshua that we also went to high school with. Two years later, we’ve graduated by now. We’re playing video games for a couple hours, and then Josh says to me,  ‘ hey, come here I want to show you something ‘   and he takes me into his bedroom and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom. ( Never a good thing to have. )

He shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in STOLEN antique photos from different people’s parties over the years. And I said  ‘ why? Why do you do this? ‘  And Josh said,

                              ‘ Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.. ‘ «

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What is it with you Robin and Jardy?

Since today we live in a triangle filled with hate and treachery. It’s complicated. Swedes hate Danes, Danes hate Swedes and nobody likes the Dutch. || @wendixbro - @mikemcnroe

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Drawcember - pick one and do a full color.

Bethany Washington

I was going to do Nathan but I was like nah.

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@untildawnbethanywashington

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»  [ Text ; Meme Brother. ]  Well - first I gotta know if I know him. Is it someone from our group ? ... Is it Mike ? Doesn't he HAVE a girlfriend or something ? »  [ Text ; Meme Brother. ]  Or is it someone else ? Like -- I dunno. Someone from a party ?