Shit Ravenclaws Say

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Each house when: it's their last day at Hogwarts

Gryffindor: Does That Stupid But Awesome Thing they held back doing for 7 years like trying to ride the Giant Squid (and they succeed)

Hufflepuff: Throw the party of the year in the kitchens with all the other Puffs (Sprout even brings some homemade Butterbeer but shh *wink wonk*)

Ravenclaw: Brings a bouquet to Mrs Pince with an apology note for all the times they’ve been late to turn a book in. (They probably still have one in their trunk though).

Slytherin: Goes say a super awkward but genuinely respectful goodbye at McGonagall that makes her question her dislike for the house (Snape makes sure she remembers in september though)

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Ravenclaw: I forgot to do something I remembered to do.

Slytherin: What?

Ravenclaw: I forgot to do something, but then I remembered it just in time, but then I forgot again.

Slytherin: How do you function?

Ravenclaw: I don't.

[forravenclaw]

McGonagall: Now explain to me why you were 15 minutes late to class for the 5th time this month?

Ravenclaw: Well, Headmistress, I had to get some Starbucks.

McGonagall: You mean to tell me you were late to class so you could get a muggle coffee?

Ravenclaw: Yes

Ravenclaw: I had to show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks

[forravenclaw]

Ravenclaw: It's Friday, maybe I should do something with my friends

Ravenclaw: ...

Ravenclaw: Haha

Ravenclaw: That's a good one

Ravenclaw: I think I'll just Netflix all night

[forravenclaw]

Ravenclaw: Alright, I have to be awake at 415AM, so I need to be in bed by 8PM to get a good night's sleep!

Ravenclaw: *Lays down to go to sleep*

Ravenclaw: *checks tumblr*

Ravenclaw: *plays logic puzzle games*

Ravenclaw: *reads a chapter or a book*

Ravenclaw: *tries to go to sleep*

Ravenclaw: *plays with frayed corner or sheets*

Ravenclaw: *checks the time*

Ravenclaw: Fuck, it's 2AM

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Newt: I made this case so all my animals could live in a welcoming environment for them!

Ravenclaw: Wow this is some advanced magic, how did you do it? Did it take a while?

Newt: No it didn't take very long.

Ravenclaw: And everything is segmented into different weather for each species with enough space for them to roam if need be. That's amazing. Could you show me how you did it?

Newt: *shrugs* The animals needed it.

Ravenclaw: Right, but the magic you used...

Newt: *slight pause* The animals needed it.

Ravenclaw: Right, but it must have been difficult.

Newt: The animals-

Ravenclaw: Nevermind.

[forravenclaw]

Gryffindor: What are you drawing?

Ravenclaw: Well I was drawing a cat, but I messed up, so I tried to turn it into a face. But I messed that up too. Now it's abstract and up to your interpretation.

Gryffindor: ....okay.

[forravenclaw]

Slytherin: Did you see the season finale last night?

Ravenclaw: Nope, stayed up 'til 2 am reading

Syltherin: Oh well it was so sad when *SPOILER* dies!!!

Ravenclaw:......get out of my premise

[forravenclaw]

Ravenclaw: *obviously reading and wanting to be left alone*

Hufflepuff: Hey, what are you reading?

Ravenclaw: *grumbles and shows cover*

Hufflepuff: Oh cool, I love that author! Have you re-

Ravenclaw: Yes, most likely.

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Ravenclaw: *wrapped in multiple blankets sitting in front of the fireplace with a book*

Hufflepuff: Do you plan on moving today?

Ravenclaw: *turns page*

Hufflepuff: You need to eat.

Ravenclaw: *pulls pumpkin pasties out from beneath blanket and starts to nibble on one*

Hufflepuff: See you tomorrow then.

Ravenclaw: *blanket ruffles slightly in a vague wave*

[forravenclaw]

Ravenclaw: *petting a cat*

Ravenclaw: You have no understanding of what life is.

Ravenclaw: You can't read or do math or anything.

Ravenclaw: Do you even know that you will die one day?

Cat: *shows fuzzy belly*

Ravenclaw: Awwww, you dumb little creature!

Ravenclaw: ...

Ravenclaw: I wish I could be as ignorant as you

[forravenclaw]

Gryffindor: So why is it "A Youtube channel" and not "an Youtube channel"?

Gryffindor: Like when is Y considered a vowel exactly?

Ravenclaw: In general, the Y is a consonant when the syllable already has a vowel. Also, the Y is considered a consonant when it is used in place of the soft J sound, such as in the name Yolanda or Yoda. In the names Bryan and Wyatt, the Y is a vowel, because it provides the only vowel sound for the first syllable of both

Gryffindor: ...

Ravenclaw: ...

Gryffindor: How did you just come up with all that right now?

Ravenclaw: I googled it.

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Ravenclaw: I want to go back to school.

Gryffindor: But holidays aren't over yet.

Ravenclaw: I miss the library.

Gryffindor: The library?

Ravenclaw: I like the smell of books.

[forravenclaw]

Actual Ravenclaw™: Barely passes any classes because they never study, constantly procrastinating, forgot the word for "nightstand" and spent ten minutes at 12am trying to Google it, has a folder on their phone just for memes, alternates between weeks without reading at all to devouring three books in six days or less, they have no idea what's actually happening in their lives, Fake It Till You Make It

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