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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN
[ooc] I LVOE TV TR OPES
You Gotta Have Blue Hair
Friend to All Children
Red Oni to Bo’s blue
No Indoor Voice
Missing Mom
Oblivious to Love (or at least, not very good at knowing what to do)
Didn’t think (most of his pranks and schemes) through
Hot Blooded
'Face the cuteness!
“Where... Where... DID ALL THESE COME FROM I’M SO HAPPY”
Send me 'Face the cuteness!' for my muse's reaction of yours dumping a bunch of stuffed animals on them.
Dirk grinned at Luke’s blush normally he would poke fun of something like that but since they were nothing official Dirk decided not to bring it up in case it made Luke uncomfortable, but man was he cute…. “Haha! I’m the same back in Zephr along with kool-aid, ham, and bendy straws. That was a crazy night.” Dirk let out a soft laugh, “you gonna be able to run from the scene of the crime, or should I find a wheelbarrow also?”
“What did you do with kool-aid, ham, and bendy straws? All at once?” he wasn’t even sure if he wanted to know, but whatever it was, it had to have been awesome. Between Dirk’s creativity and his own.... Lukeness, he was sure they’d be an unstoppable team.
“I can totally run dude! Besides, where would you get a wheelbarrow from? I think Angela has one, but I feel like if I tried to steal it she’d sacrifice me to the Witch in the forest or something.”
He rubbed his hands together. “Okay, so it’s a million times cooler if we do it in the dark and put on those dark smears under our eyes for extra spy value. It’ll just add to the... Uhh....” he blanked one the word he was looking for. Feeling? Atmo...
“Atmosphere! Yeah, that. All or nothing man.”
what if potatoes could talk? what would they say
They would be screaming, screeching for their lives as you slowly dump them in a hot boiling pot, boiling them alive. Pleading for the pain to stop, their insides slowly getting cooked while they breath their last breath.
That’s what would happen.
what if potatoes could talk? what would they say
prettyguardianluna replied to your post:D:
Something wrong?
these gray faces harassing everyone are mean!
D:
YOU WANT TO TICKLE LUKE'S PICKLE
NO I DON’T!!!!
BO!
LUKE
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO???
…nothing
BUT LOOK AT THIS CUTE DOG I FOUND ONLINE
th-that’s cute but luke, really, are you okay?
okay what if all water was icecream and instead of fish there was chocolate reefs and swimming bananas and strawberries and that was completely normal and people just went fishing for bananas and strawberries and went to dive in the chocolate reefs
BO!
LUKE
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO???
…nothing
BUT LOOK AT THIS CUTE DOG I FOUND ONLINE
Luke probably didn’t vote either then, but maybe it’s for the best~
I’m great! ‘u’ Are you having any issues with Luke? o: I’ve been out of town for over a week now so I’ve been worried that maybe things will be…. “Fixed” all around town… If you get what I mean.
.. oh, um, well, Miss, he’s doing ok or at least to my knowledge. He’s been going out a lot (to fix, I hope) but someone told me he was doing otherwise so I’m kinda worried
i dont fix anything that doesnt need to be fixed! or improved! or upgraded!
i almost cut off my finger today BUT ALL IS WELL
1, 2, 5, 17, 19, 21, 23, 28, 32, 36, 41, 49, 50
1:What's a movie your character enjoys?
STAR WARS.
5:Your character is partial to people who _____? (Are tall, have blue eyes, tend to be rowdy, etc)
While Luke doesn’t really have a “type”, he does enjoy making people laugh (whether that’s through him actually making a joke or just general dumbness) and so he’s drawn to people that laugh more easily. On the FLIPSIDE, he also enjoys trying to get people who seem more introverted to come out of their shells.
17:Your character finds it weird when people __________
Spend all day inside. There’s so much to do in the world!
19:Is your character afraid of death?
Maybe not so much his own mortality, but other loved ones dying.
21:It's a rainy day. Like, pouring. Buckets of rain everywhere. Your character, on a day like this, is probably doing what?
Jumping in puddles!
28:THERE ARE 15 ANGRY APES SCREAMING AND BASHING THEIR WAY INTO YOUR CHARACTER'S HOUSE! QUICK IS THERE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE THEY WILL TRY TO GET OUT OF THERE
In this order:
Dale and Bo
Chief (the white dog)
His axe
32:Your character was/is good in their ______ class(es) in school.
Wood class. More surprisingly, home ec/cooking.
41:Your character would trust _________ with their life, their body, their everything.
Dale or Bo.
49:Your character did ___________ ironically but now they do it out of habit and they can't stop.
Singing “Uptown Funk” started as a fun way to annoy Bo, but quickly escalated into annoying everyone because Luke can’t stop.
50:Some people take all the paperclips out of the box and chain them together. Name something useless your character does but never bothered to stop.
He snaps while thinking. It doesn’t actually help him think-- but he has gotten really good at doing really loud snaps.