They Wouldn’t Say That!

A random Forsaken incorrect quotes blog lol

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hello hello, Mod Noob (@prismaticstarshch) here with another incorrect quotes blog lol

a disclaimer

rules:

respect basic DNI

no hard NSFW quotes (suggestive is fine but will be tagged accordingly)

crossover stuff is allowed

ship quotes (including ones for cross-ships) are welcome as long as they don’t involve proships

no quotes involving disturbing/triggering topics (self-harm, suicide, etc.)

(made this because of inspo from the list of other blogs the mods at @forsaken-headcanons have in their pinned and also the fact that Someone Had To Do It™️)

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not a quote but:

Check out the Forsaken Roleplay Server community on Discord - hang out with 23 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

I'm Noob's mun here and I need someone who's willing to be Sixer's mun to join (/silly)

(update: Sixer now has a mun but there are still plenty of other canon characters to claim!)

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Now that Jane's actually in-game I can already tell that people are gonna be sending in quotes involving her sooner or later lmao

(btw, feel free to send in ship quotes involving her that aren't JohnJane, I mean John has already been getting shipped with characters besides her for longer than I've been in this fandom soooo... yeah)

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actually, wait. I can kick this off myself lmao

Jane: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

Jane: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of "We Didn’t Start the Fire."

Jane: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Now that Jane's actually in-game I can already tell that people are gonna be sending in quotes involving her sooner or later lmao

(btw, feel free to send in ship quotes involving her that aren't JohnJane, I mean John has already been getting shipped with characters besides her for longer than I've been in this fandom soooo... yeah)

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Builderman: which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Two Time: y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Veeronica: Builderman. Answer the question builderman.

Builderman: yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Veeronica:

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Elliot: why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Veeronica: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Elliot:

Its takes less than a minute

Veeronica:

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

Elliot:

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Veeronica: Like seven minutes

Elliot: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Veeronica: Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

iTrapped: Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

1x1x1x1: do none of you own a fucking kettle

Oh I love this prompt 😭

I also love 1x being the one who mentions kettles here lmao

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some random OC x canon stuff bc why not lmao

Evelyn: I’m in love with you.

Noob: W-We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Evelyn: I know.

Noob: Ah. Okay. U-Um. Cool. Neat. V-Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

for some context: Evelyn is my Forsaken OC who's based off of the character I had in the original Arcane Adventures lol

also I'm calling this OC x canon ship "NewAdventures" and no one can stop me (/silly)

oh and yeah, you're free to submit OC x canon ship quotes!

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Elliot: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

007n7: I did. I broke it.

Elliot: No. No, you didn’t. iTrapped?

iTrapped: Don’t look at me. Look at Shedletsky!

Shedletsky: What?! I didn’t break it.

iTrapped: Huh. That’s weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Shedletsky: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

iTrapped: Suspicious.

Shedletsky: No, it’s not!

Noob: I-I-If it matters, probably not… Chance w-was the last one to use it.

Chance: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Person E: Oh r-really? Then what were-er you doing by the c-c-coffee c-cart earlier?

Chance: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

007n7: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Elliot.

Elliot: No. Who broke it?

Shedletsky: Sir, Dusekkar's been awfully quiet…

Dusekkar: Really?!

Shedletsky: Yeah, really!

(Everyone else begins arguing)

Elliot: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Elliot: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(survivor iTrapped propaganda)

Elliot deserves to be able to cause that lmao

also, it's only minutes from being New Year's Eve for me as of me answering this lol

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Builderman: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

007n7: I did. I broke it.

Builderman: No. No, you didn’t. Shedletsky?

Shedletsky: Don’t look at me. Look at Taph!

Taph: [What?! I didn’t break it.]

Shedletsky: Huh. That’s weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Taph: [Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!]

Shedletsky: Suspicious.

Taph: [No, it’s not!]

Chance: If it matters, probably not… Person F was the last one to use it.

Elliot: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Chance: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Elliot: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

007n7: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Builderman.

Builderman: No. Who broke it?

Taph: [Sir, Noob's been awfully quiet…]

Noob: Really?!

Taph: [Yeah, really!]

(Everyone else begins arguing)

Builderman: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Builderman: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

bleh

I love 7n7 trying to take the blame 😭 also ofc Builderman would instigate that KFBFJFB

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someone should do something with this lmao

Person A: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Person B: I did. I broke it.

Person A: No. No, you didn’t. Person C?

Person C: Don’t look at me. Look at Person D!

Person D: What?! I didn’t break it.

Person C: Huh. That’s weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Person D: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Person C: Suspicious.

Person D: No, it’s not!

Person E: If it matters, probably not… Person F was the last one to use it.

Person F: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Person E: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Person F: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Person B: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Person A.

Person A: No. Who broke it?

Person D: [Sir/Ma’am/Insert some gender-neutral option here], Person G's been awfully quiet…

Person G: Really?!

Person D: Yeah, really!

(Everyone else begins arguing)

Person A: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Person A: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Disventure Camp S2E3

(I think it’s only in the reboot version)

My sister sent it to me

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Ooooh, nice to know (/gen)

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1x1x1x1 is a diva propaganda

Noli: Sorry, I didn’t know because you’re so fucking uninteresting. Like I literally forget you exist. Every time you appear I look around for the uber because there is no other reason you should be here.

Slasher: (signing) You know what?

1x1x1x1: Oh, yes? Well, I hope you didn’t tip your plastic surgeon. He did a bad job at your abs, asshole.

-Anon anon

(This could go the other way, but in the og audio the first person is a total bitch and the 3rd is a diva so I had to make 1x the diva)

HAH

Oh yeah 1x absolutely would say that lmao

I need to know what specific audio this came from now SNJDJNS

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Elliot: hi mutsuko nishiguchi from tetro danganronpa blue

Nishiguchi: hi elliot from forsaken/wirk at a pizza place

Then they shakes hands iver being pizza themed ok? ok. No anon or any fancy formatting this time

I know basically nothing about Danganronpa but sure lol

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I saw that community post and didn’t register you were the same person.

My identity is very compromised

-Not so Anon anon

LOL

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Price Tag is actually who I was gonna recommend, lol

Them and Basketball (same show)

-Anon anon

Basketball was recommended too lol

I posted about it in a community I'm in and that's where I got the recommendations from snsdnsd

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Do you still need Noob voice headcanons?

-Anon anon

nope, someone else had suggested Price Tag and I liked it as a voiceclaim for them

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The perchance incorrect quote generator but it's just 007n7, Builderman, Elliot and Shedletsky

007n7, watching Shedletsky and Builderman fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Elliot, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other. 007n7: Then... Who's the strongest out of you three? Shedletsky: Elliot. Builderman: Elliot. Elliot: Me.

Shedletsky: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Elliot: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* Builderman: What are you making? Elliot: A mistake.

007n7: Am I going to far? Builderman: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to the banlands. (Flirting /silly)

007n7: I'm going to kill Elliot! Builderman, completely monotone: Oh no. Don't.

Shedletsky: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you. Builderman: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Shedletsky: Absolutely not.

Shedletsky: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. 007n7: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Builderman walks in* 007n7: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

007n7: What do you want for breakfast? Builderman: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN. Shedletsky: Shedletsky: They want eggs.

Elliot: How many children do you have? Builderman: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

007n7: We're getting married, bitches! Builderman: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Builderman: *seductively takes off glasses* Builderman: Wow... 007n7: *blushes* Haha... What? Builderman: You're really fucking blurry.

Anyway that's all. buh bye

-Suspiciously rubybloodhound shaped anon

Oh I absolutely love all of these LOL

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Forgot I made this. anyway expect me to never be seen here again :)

also unrelated but the first time I went on this blog the banner just loaded in like an extremely fast printer

Oh gods Builderman no 😭

Also that’s insane to try to imagine LOL