#anon anon

[autistic-pebbles-au]

What if one day Arti leaves and doesn't come back?

[ Nothing good in the short term shall happen... ]

[poppific]

POPPY HEADCANONS! please?

hi hi !!!! ask hi yay POPPY ASK i love you anon, anyway i have like a billion million so i obviously wont share all, but these are my favorites!!

Poppy is very blind -- i've posted this on my alt BUT i just love this so much. Poppy has the same prescription as cobs so they have to wear their glasses. they're also pretty small in compairson to cobs so they fall down all the time and need to get taped back together super often

They also aren't actually that smart -- poppy is very new to the world, so they don't know a lot of really basic things. They're good at more "niche" things like robotics or math, but they also didn't know what a tooth brush is until like a month staying at hoot. you could have an intellectual conversation with them but you should also make sure they know not to put metal in the microwave

Anger issues!! -- they did inherit a lot of issues from cobs, so they struggle with their anger a lot. they're very kind hearted in nature so it typically turns into "oh my god me thinking about this is awful am i a horrible person?". i think they'd have the initial thought, maybe slam a door or something then feel like a horrible person. they clench their fists a lot

they still have baby teeth

doesn't curse -- think like test tube but a more common scale instead of alliteration. "oh fiddlesticks!" etc

very good with manual labor, can work for long periods of time without actually getting tired or complaining. A little bored but it motivates them!

ok guys give me more osc asks NOW... i need to talk about my object show headcanon and aus... pls... i beg... ok? ALSO reblog with your poppy hcs too that'd be nice

[masterbynight]

daddyyyyyy help me stretch my asshole please!! i want to make all my holes useful for daddy🥺🩷

Aw! You're so cute. First, I recommend getting a set of progressive training plugs, little one. Make sure the bases are appropriately flared because we don't want anything getting stuck up there. Start small and work up. We don't want to rush or tear anything. I know your cute little butt is eager to serve, but be gentle with yourself. Take your time and get used to the feeling.

Now, I know that once you start, that cute little butt of yours will start getting hungry for more. Make sure that if you're improvising that you stay properly cleaned and lubed. You don't have a pretty pink tongue back there to prep you, so store bought will have to do. And no matter how empty you feel, don't use anything that could get stuck or that has moving parts. One day, you might find yourself rubbing with something strange back there, brain broken as you clench and ride it. I have a miniature baseball bat that's just the right size to stretch you for me. Maybe we'll try that. But your safety comes first, little one. Always.

But most of all, I want you to have fun. There will come a time when Daddy mounts you and you'll take me so deep inside you that I never come out. There will come a time when all your holes serve me and the rest of you will follow and obey. You're already so eager. You're already imagining being double-stuffed and delirious as you fulfill your purpose. So when you sink down on your plug and feel your brains leaking out, I want you to admit why you're really doing this. Say it so we can all hear.

I am a Good Girl.

I exist to please.

[dead-namer]

i want to be a good girl for you but i’m masc and have had top surgery and stuff

Being a good girl isn't about looking girlie and having big tits, though those things dont hurt

Being a good girl is more about knowing what you are and where you belong. Be obedient and slutty and you could easily be a good girl for me

Oh and of course wearing cute panties is never a bad idea, because good girls should wear panties or nothing

[rec-a-fanfic]

“a lumpy duvet” by @pillowspace

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79162331

Fandom: In Stars And Time

Rating: T

Pairings: N/A

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Status: Completed

Length: 13063 words

Summary:

It was a simple fact of life that the Housemaiden could get Loop to do anything.

─ ·✶· ─

Mirabelle suggests to Loop a sleepover, and Loop feels safe for the first time in a long time.

Or: 13k words of Loop and Mirabelle being ridiculously fond of each other for a night.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79162331

[danishprince]

I haven't seen Dog Sees God but can only imagine it's the "You're A Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown!" SNL sketch as a play

it's, uh, it's something. very much part of the early 2000s trend of What If Beloved Childhood Media...Was Kind Of Fucked Up Now! (was there something in the water back then?) but it's an ensemble piece with a bunch of roles for young actors so will probably be produced at colleges until the sun implodes

[dogeuphoria]

rub our dicks together

LMFAOAOAOA SORRY THIS GOT ME but uhhhmhmhhmhmm yes pleaze ^_^ yes!!!!!! please!!!!!!!!!