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me when i realize i started working to remake this blog a whole year after making this one
i burnt the tip of my nose on the beach and now i look like rudolph the red nosed reindeer. now on a completely unrelated note like this post if you’d like me to follow you on my new blog which i dont know when i will be making
blake likes keeping his beard bushy because it validates him
( * & . — GARRETT WATTS SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ he’s so handsome ! i had to take a picture ! ’
‘ i’m gonna like … throw knives at her . but she’ll catch ‘em . ’
‘ i wanted to put those fries up my butt . ’
‘ i think we’re about to smell a smell from the past … i farted . ’
‘ i wanna get nails that i can become catwoman with . i wanna like … fight crime with them . you know what i mean ? … catwoman ! ’
‘ i’m a star . ’
‘ i’ll keep my eyes peeled for a cracker barrel . ’
‘ you always have a dream that we get murdered . ’
‘ give me all the lunch monies . give me all the coins out of your pocket , boy . ’
‘ oh , joke’s on you , knucklehead . i’ve got another babydoll . ’
‘ we should cover his car in shit or something and then he can make a game out of like ‘ reveal your nice car ’ . wouldn’t that be fun ? wouldn’t that be nice ? kind of a game . ’
‘ what if we go to the carnival ? … cotton candy . ’
‘ i can assign you guys cups . four cups for four boys . please ! ’
‘ ooh , i love this can ! can we get this ? ’
‘ did you film me saying i wanted to put fries up my butt ? ’
‘ can we go to harry potter land ? if you do that , i’d actually piss all over my face ! sorry , i just get excited . ’
‘ i am hauntingly hungry . ’
‘ if there is an employee this attractive on this ship i’m gonna lose my mind . ’
‘ i don’t wanna be dead and i don’t want you to be dead and i don’t want anyone here to be dead . ’
‘ it would be sick as hell to be a ghost . i’ve been thinking a lot about that today . ’
‘ that’s gonna burn my little face . i’ve got sensitive skin . ’
‘ that makes no sense . what are you doing ? ’
‘ if the elevator doesn’t get us to another dimension , the basement is scary is hell . are you excited ? does that scare you ? ’
‘ i’m looking up the calories of the breakfast burrito i just ate … it’s 1600 . i’m trying to be better . ’
‘ is it trivia ? that sounds like fun ! did you get prizes ?! ’
‘ are you gonna get on my shoulders ? hop on , buddy . wait , get on my shoulders ! i’m a big boy , do it ! ’
‘ i feel bad ‘cause i farted and he’s entering my fart - zone . ’
‘ are you gonna touch ? i need to know if i need to flex or something . ’
‘ i’m not planning my death necessarily , i’m just saying i’m open to it . ’
‘ people who know how to sew are gonna drag me . ’
‘ i’ll be spiderman , you’ll be eeyore . ’
‘ i cannot find the graphic tees , can we just get the onesies ? ’
‘ don’t cut me off ! you were already gonna say that my story is boring ! ’
‘ it was snowing , that is scary . ’
‘ i’m sorry , i’m just being distracted by food . ’
‘ what’s your favorite natural environment ? people love the forest , beaches . i love that question . oh my gosh . ’
‘ i’m just tryin’ to get at that candy bar . can i have just a little ? ’
‘ he said he liked my outfit and he gave me a free cinnamon bear . ’
‘ i’ll go with the guy who gives me free candy which is him at the second . ’
‘ you’re gonna give me christmas gifts ? i know it’s not christmas , but … i deserve a little something . ’
‘ why can’t i be an option ?! what if she wants my sperm ?! ’
‘ i won’t break a thing ! i’m tiny and little ! ’
‘ i’m getting some goldfish , but you know what ?! i’m bringing them to everyone . ’
‘ wait , can i tell you guys something ? if you’re ever feeling sad then remember that your sperm did win once a upon a time cause you were born so you beat all the other sperm . ’
‘ wait , when you sit on this couch , are you ever worried that you’re gonna sit on the cat and kill it ? ’
‘ pregnant ladies can’t eat alcohol … frozen alcohol ! wait , alcohol doesn’t freeze . sorry , that was stupid . ’
‘ wait , i have a succulent in my pocket . i found it in my car , i’m gonna plant it . we’re gonna plant it , it’ll be sweet . ’
‘ i’m falling in love with her mom . she’s so cool . she has an accent and i love her . ’
‘ i may be blind , but i see . ’
‘ could you piss in this and fill it all the way up to the top ? i could . i piss so much . ’
‘ this doesn’t happen at the cracker barrel . everyone gets along . ’
‘ at the cracker barrel they have a sign that says ‘ show your things , don’t lock your car , and don’t take your keys ’ . ’
‘ nobody ever takes me to the cracker barrel ! ’
‘ i’m out ! i’ll always get out ! you always try it , i’ll always get out ! ’
‘ he never invites me to things . you see , i always just find a way in . ’
‘ with my best friend , i always show up . that’s how you make friends . you just always show up , you never ‘em let go , and you always hold ‘em tight . ’
APOLOHGY.
MUSINGMEMES.
send me a ♬ and a number between 1-10 and i’ll put my itunes on shuffle and skip to that number and write a starter with my favorite lyric from that song.
example: if you send me ♬ 7, i’ll put my itunes on shuffle, skip forward seven songs and use my favorite lyric from that song.
Real men throw knives.
David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy
mixtape challenge
rules: shuffle your music, post the first ten songs that come up. no cheating! then tag ten ppl to do the same. copy/paste, don’t reblog.
tagged by: stole it from @heartbeatens
Better Luck Next Time - We Are The In Crowd
The Ocean Of The Sky - The Used
It Was Mine - AFI
You’re Not In On The Joke - Cobra Starship
Woke Up Older - The Wonder Years
Ohio (Come Back To Texas) - Bowling For Soup
Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin
Blank Space - Taylor Swift
SugarBuzz - Marvelous 3
Wait For Tomorrow - blessthefall
tagging: steal it from me like i have stolen it
’ what’s the meaning of that tattoo? ’ (Alex to Shura)
BARE-CHESTED , THE BETTER PART OF THE ART ON HIS SKINis present . Colours coating the creases made by muscle , arms & sides . It’s hard for him to pin-point exactly what he was so curious about , a few of them without any real meaning behind , just the need of needle on skin .
❛ Ye’ oughtta be a little bit more specific . ❜ He notes , though his tone is nothing but playful .
TATTOO SENTENCE STARTERS
’ wanna see my new tattoo? ’!! shurta
IT’S EASY TO SEE THE INTEREST TURNED EXCITEMENTon his face , a grin soon to follow . He believes it is a question that does not need an answer , something that’s a given by the artwork that covers at least 45 percent of his body , but it would be foolish of him to complain .
❛ F’course I do ! Come at me . ❜
TATTOO SENTENCE STARTERS
RPMEMESFAM.
* ——– tattoo sentence starters.
’ are you really getting a tattoo? ’ ’ how old do you have to be to get your first tattoo? ’ ’ how old was you when you got your first tattoo? ’ ’ i really want to get a new tattoo. ’ ’ i really want to get a tattoo. ’ ’ i think i’m going to get a tattoo. ’ ’ does it hurt to get a tattoo? ’ ’ i wonder how bad a tattoo would hurt. ’ ’ you’re way too young to get a tattoo. ’ ’ there is no way you’ll be allowed to get a tattoo. ’ ’ wish - is that a real tattoo? ’ ’ wanna see my new tattoo? ’ ’ so, is that thing fake or real? ’ ’ no way! that is not real! ’ ’ i don’t see why tattoos are so critical. ’ ’ there is nothing wrong with having tattoos. ’ ’ i really want to get my arm sleeved. ’ ’ all my tats have meanings. ’ ’ what’s the meaning of that tattoo? ’ ’ why did you get that tattoo? ’ ’ i really hope the needle was clean when you let whoever give you that tattoo. ’ ’ you are not of the legal to have a tattoo and i am not signing for you. ’ ’ you’re going to end up regretting you got that tattoo. ’ ’ we should get matching tattoos. ’ ’ i’m not getting matching tattoos with you. ’ ’ are you crazy? if i get a tattoo, my parents will kill me. ’ ’ i can’t believe i let you talk me into this. ’ ’ there is no way i’m ever getting a tattoo. ’ ’ tattoos are badass, if you got one, you’d be a badass. ’ ’ tattoos are out dated, seriously. ’ ’ there is nothing cool about having a tattoo. ’ ’ just think when you’re old and wrinkled, how will your tattoo look then? ’ ’ nobody is going to hire someone with numerous tattoos on their body! ’ ’ great, now you can never ever have a professional job. ’ ’ stop judging me because i have tattoos. ’ ’ tattoos are a work of art! ’ ’ there isn’t anything different about me, just because i have tattoos. ’ ’ tattoos are a meaning to someones life. ’ ’ well, it’s my body and i don’t appreciate you telling me what to do with it. ’ ’ i’m going to get even more now, just to make you all the more mad. ’ ’ oh come on, you can get a really really, little tattoo. no big deal. ’ ’ will you come with me to get my tattoo? ’ ’ let’s go to the tattoo shop! ’ ’ i’m a tattoo artist, not an actual artist. ’ ’ i could give you a tattoo real quick, if you want? ’ ’ i really want you to come with me to get my first tattoo. ’ ’ so, what tattoo are going to get now? ’ ’ what tattoo are you wanting to get? ’ ’ i was thinking of getting a tattoo, but i don’t know. ’ ’ where are you wanting to get a tattoo at? ’ ’ you cannot get a tattoo there! ’ ’ how many tattoos do you even have anyway? ’
RULES: You can only say “GUILTY” or “INNOCENT”. You are NOT allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost. Don’t reblog !
Kissed one of your friends ? —— Guilty Asked someone to marry you ? —— Guilty Danced on a table in a bar/tavern ? —— Guilty Ever told a lie ? —— Guilty Had feelings for someone you can’t have ? —— Guilty Ever kissed someone of the same sex ? —— Guilty Kissed a picture ? —— Guilty Slept until 5PM ? —— Guilty Fallen asleep at work / school ? —— Guilty Held a snake ? —— Innocent Been suspended from school ? —— Guilty Worked at a fast food chain / restaurant ? —— Innocent Stolen something ? —— Guilty Been fired from a job ? —— Innocent Done something you regret ? —— Guilty Fallen in love with an inanimate object ? —— Innocent Had murderous thoughts ? —— Guilty Been jealous out of no particular reason ? —— Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose ? — Guilty Caught a snowflake with your tongue ? — Guilty Kissed / sang in the rain ? —— Innocent Sat on a roof top ? —— Guilty Kissed someone you shouldn’t have ? —— Guilty Sang in the shower ? — Guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ? —— Guilty Shaved your head ? —— Guilty Slept naked ? —— Guilty Made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry ? —— Guilty Shot a gun ? —— Guilty Still love someone you shouldn’t ? —— Guilty Have / had a tattoo ? —— Guilty Liked someone, but are secretive about it ? —— Guilty Been too honest ? —— Guilty Ruined a surprise ? —— Innocent Been told that you’re beautiful by someone (who totally meant what they said) ? — Guilty Stalked someone ? —— Guilty Still have communication with your ex ? —— Guilty Gotten so angry that you cried ? —— Guilty Tried to stay away from someone for their own good ? —— Guilty Had thoughts about suicide ? —— Guilty Had a girlfriend / boyfriend ? —— Guilty Gotten totally drunk without any recollection of it the next day ? —— Guilty Done drugs (crack, coke, meth) before ? —— Guilty Had sex without protection though they said they would ? —— Guilty
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