2,000 IQ Killjoy Detective

Indie, selective, mutuals only canon divergent Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4/Golden. Please read the rules and about before interacting. Personals/non-rp blogs, please don't interact. Captured by Lea.

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MOVED.

Naoto has officially been moved to @fatexbound!! Go follow there.

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Anyway, I suppose I’ll finally be focusing on Noot tonight and tomorrow, mayhaps.

She’s here to accomplish old drafts like normal and would really appreciate someone to squeeze her hand during her crisis and half sobbing in her office.

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@fogchanged​ asked: “Dead wildcards are generally a bad thing. How about aim for a bone or two? He’s still alive but he’ll be miserable for months.” (KANA WHY)

Something about Seta being a prick. Ah yes.

“The more he suffers, the better for us to change his entire appearance! The experiment of the century!”

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> Logs on

> Checks the date

> Does this face

> Incoming panic attack and hyperventilating in her office

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What Tarot Card Are You? 

The World

Power is a heavy thing. Do you have what it takes to control it? You thought you did, for a long time as you gained more and more. Power only begets more power, after all. Mind your breaking point, mind your load, mind how high you’ve climbed up the ladder; it’s against regulation to stand on the top rung. You could get hurt up there. You could fall. I’m not sure that I could catch you, so high above the rest of us. Don’t look down. Mind the ceiling fan.

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thedetectiveofinaba​:

“Thank you. We can agree on how one shouldn’t try to Wild Card like this failure of an attempt and to risk the integrity he has, though I now must question if he ever had that much integrity or if people of Hayato’s Inaba were imbeciles.” Apart from some IT members she wouldn’t be that surprised of it.

“Oh, I could say more, believe me. I have more insults to throw at him for disrespecting Hayato in such a cruel way, thinking of Adachi-san as the so-called ‘important’ one.” Nova shook his head at the idea. “It truly disgusts me, honestly. I also have to question their logic behind that and letting their ‘leader’ do as he pleased. If I were him, I would never have allowed such behavior.”

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kaminaribancho​:

“Why are you bullying me? I’ve done nothing to you.”

“You have hurt one of my friends’ feelings in the worst way possible. I cannot forgive that. You have two options: 1) apologise sincerely for everything or 2) die from a gunshot wound. Which would you prefer?”

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“...Peasant. Lowlife, disgusting waste of human space--”

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Late ass post but hi, I offer you Fool!Noot things: (with changes bc I’ve lost the og post)

16, Japanese-British (sometimes has a British accent), transfer student. Dead parents, alive grandfather who she lives with in Inaba in not the Shirogane estate.

She used to live in England, but moved to Japan due to her parents’ death and was mostly raised by her grandpa.

She still loves detective novels and is a giant bookworm. Her Knowledge is a 4/5. Expression: 2/5. Courage: 3/5. Understanding: 1/5. Dilligence: 2/5.

A girl. With a girl’s uniform! Still has them gender issues and likes... cross-dressing, shall we say. Still a goth because the idea lives rent free in my brain. Only on Sundays.

Bi bi bi, how the fuck do I talk to people aaa

She’s not a detective but strives to be one like her parents and grandpa.

Weapon: Chrome Heart- a.k.a. revolver/pistol (becomes a rapier in the twin!AU)

Persona: Izanami (initial), Izanami-no-Okami (ultimate). Notice the change? Izanagi’s gonna be the villain this time around! Why? Because I say so.

Personality: She actually smiles and shows emotion, but doesn’t trust people easily. She still has her blue cap. Prefers to only wear it in the TV world for whatever reason. She wants friends, is all I can say.

Her (new!) team by order of appearance/dungeon:

1) Magician!Teddie

2) Chariot!Yu

3) Priestess!Rise

4) Emperor!Chie

5) Lovers!Yosuke (aaaaaaa my boy is a star)

6) Star!Kanji? yeah

7) Fortune!Yukiko

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“...Rest in pieces, other me.”

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“Did you know that casting Megidolaon constantly bloody hurts? Just ask my senpai who wishes to get through golden Shadows.”

“Perhaps fusing Yoshitsune with it wasn’t the best idea... but I want to see Hassou Tobi.”

[baijingting]

I love you.

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@kaeruninja​ asked: 🍙 + a toast sandwich with an energy drink

Give her some food | Accepting 

Today, she was located at the Junes food court, studying some case files. It’s noon now and she was getting hungry. As if on cue, or perhaps he felt sorry for her, Yosuke left a sandwich and an energy drink on the table. Looking up, she blinked for a moment, surprised by the kind offer. “Ah, senpai. I didn’t notice you. Thank you, however, you didn’t have to bring me anything.” Still, she smiled faintly and stretched like a cat and soon starting almost devouring her meal slowly.

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@thedetectiveofinaba​ asked: [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury

word prompts compilation | Accepting bc I forgot about this meme whoops

“Violet-san?” Nova blinked, surprised to see her running up to him with a first aid kit in hand. He was in the middle of chasing down a thief who had stolen his briefcase. As he was running and yelling at him to stop and that he’ll be arrested, the wet streets from the rain made him trip and fall, wetting his clothes and scraping his knee in the process.

“Curses, that blasted thief...! I can’t believe I was so careless! He must be quite skilled...” He was too fixated on his failure rather than his injury, and finally turned to Violet to thank her. “Thank you for this. I hope he doesn’t escape somewhere where I can’t locate him... to think that I’d fall victim to this... pathetic, isn’t it?” He’ll wallow in his own self pity later.

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@kaminaribancho​ asked: 🍙 + a large watermelon

Give her some food | Accepting

She looked quite confused when she was offered a large watermelon from Yu. “Yu-san... what am I supposed to do with this? It’s still winter.” If she attempted to carry it, surely she would collapse. “Hm, I guess I will store in our fridge if I can make it there.”

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chibitantei​:

There had been a reason for their enrollment to Yasogami High. One was just a simple way of getting closer to the self-proclaimed Investigation Team, or as close as she would get without assimilating herself with the group. This method had proven to be generally unhelpful. The things she’d heard in the hallways and shoe lockers were nothing but useless idle gossip.

Then came Port Island, which had been a disaster. By sharing a bit about herself, she’d hoped that they would give her a scrap of information. Something following the saying: ‘A drunk man’s words are sober thoughts’. What she’d gotten was complete garbage. For the rest of the night, Seiji couldn’t get a word out of her. Now, all she could do was to take matters into her own hands, too far perhaps.

Speaking of that, the uneasiness her brother feels is noted. While normally quiet, she’d been too quiet during the day. It must have concerned him. She finally looks up, directly into his eyes. “Is something wrong?” she asks, knowing that something is.

“Just confirming my suspicions, nothing more.” She’d rather avoid dragging him into this. One twin dying is enough, and if the team don’t… well, someone has to be there to finish the case. There’s no one she’d trust more than Seiji. The less time they spend on this, the better. “Is there anywhere you want to go? Junes? Souzai Daigaku?”

That look in his sister’s eyes caused his to narrow, suspicious of her wording as well. “Confirming? That’s just you, however... don’t you think it would be wise to discuss it with me as well?” His expression was serious, not liking this one bit. He hated being the one left out of most of the cases she’s handled. He’s being treated like a nobody by some adults in the Police Department except Dojima and Adachi sometimes.

Knowing Naoto, she most likely would say no and brush him off. Or perhaps he’s overthinking it again. Shaking his head, he focused on her words, though not appreciating the fact that she changed the subject so quickly.

He might as well take her offer since he was getting hungry. “Souzai Daigaku, please. I’d like to try the steak croquettes again.” It’s the only soft meat the lady owner had. “Shall we go?”

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lxstnavigatxr​:

Pulling her phone out, she checked the list of people she had talked to. Normally this would be Inoue’s jurisdiction, however, he insisted that Rise do it herself for some reason. She didn’t understand his reasoning, but she decided to respect his wishes regardless. Making a note next to Naoto’s name she placed her phone down and picked up her drink.

“Then that confirms everyone but someone named Teddie.”

She didn’t know who they were, that name wasn’t ringing any bells. Not to mention that there was no last name attached to it. This was the list that Inoue gave her and it wasn’t like him to leave out such an important detail. Rise made a mental note to ask him about it after this meeting. 

“It’s not a problem, besides it’s a generic fan mail box. So no one has to be concerned about crazy fans stalking your house.”

Thinking about the upcoming concert Rise was looking forward to it. Because there would be the others with her, it’s going to be a relatively easy one for her to do. It also only lasts three days and they stay in the same location. Compared to going on tour where it can last up to a few months. It’s a legitimate excuse to take it easy until the concerts are done since she isn’t too worried about her own performance.

“It’s up to you. Coach mentioned that he wants to step up everyone’s routine this time around and he wants to try and fit in some more paired moves and flips. So it probably would not be a bad idea.”

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Naoto paused her searching at Rise’s response. “Teddie? That name does sound familiar. Isn’t he Hanamura-san’s adoptive brother? As far as I recall, we met Hanamura-san at your last concert, and he told us about him. He was occupied with something else.” Come to think of it, the fact that all seven of them had special VIP tickets for said concert was far from a coincidence, surely. Coincidences like that simply didn’t exist. She couldn’t recall meeting Kujikawa in person before either. She frowned for a moment, deep in thought, and let out a sigh of slight annoyance.

In the end, she shouldn’t think about it so hard now and continued her part of checking the letters sent to her. It’s crazy to think how popular she became due to a concert and not her skills. Her former skills. “That’d be greatly appreciated. You’ve been in this business longer than me and I am amazed at your dedication and perseverance. It must be incredibly difficult dealing with different types of fanatics on a daily basis.” Despite her concerning comment, Naoto shot her a supportive smile, saying that she’ll be one call away if trouble arises.

After a few more minutes passed, she finally finished sorting through them and leaned back in her chair, relieved that it was over and done with. Nodding, she took a sip of coffee. “I see... I will do my best to not disappoint you. I am not as confident as I appear, truthfully, however, I believe I have memorized my steps and routine. Will we head to the studio now or later?”