1-800-PSY-CHICK

THIS  IS  NOT  A  RECORDING THIS    MAY   BE    RECORDED your     horoscope ? some   hearsay ? need  a  hex ? indie  oc  |  by  LUCY

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[fortunelied-blog]

                     WELCOME ! to the Go To The Corner, shop !

                     load of bread ? pack of smokes ? eye of newt ?

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@phurana

          “look, i don’t got no time for skeptics. either you’re in, or you’re out. what’s it gonna be?”

[desertborne-archive-blog]

                   she doesn’t even blink. mostly, because she’s focused on the cactus that has its petals wrapped around her finger. sucking on the digit like a infant going through teething. “if ya’ want her. she bites, though.”

[fortunelied-blog]

          “she’s got good instincts, gotta like her already.” running a nail between it’s spines as if to tickle the little thing, she gives a sharp smile. “but i can’t just take her, how about. a fair trade?” 

[fortunelied-blog]

is this a starter call? you bet your butt it is. 

[notapryze]

⇖ is a p.o.c mun

[fortunelied-blog]

“DO NOT go looking at me like that, little miss TA-LU-LAH. you went asking for your horrorscope that day, okay. YOU, SO you died, you’re dead, puh-lease, just move on. AND, it’s not like you had to move on, by moving on in with me. if anything, i should be telling ya’ a big fat I TOLD YOU SO. cause i did tell you, that this would happen. WHATEVER. 

          “now, how much do you think we could get for your halo on ebay? too soon?”

[traumeriinarchive]

    The dream nods, absolutely engrossed in everything she is telling her. Since she seems legitimate, she will actually refrain from asking about her fortune. The last thing she wants is to hear something she wishes she hadn’t. ❝Your gift sounds like a burden and blessing.❞

[fortunelied-blog]

          “this, it’s the price of the divine.” a conspiratory smile slips on as she rolls her neck. cracking more bones than there are to. “i see your reluctance, don’t be. if you'd like, i can give you your horoscope. just for you, just this once, the first one’s free. well, the first half of it. but i don’t think you’ll want your horrorscope anyways.”

[nccromancer-blog]

            The warning couldn’t come a moment too soon. A gasp and she’s jumping back, barely able to miss the scuttling creature as it moves across the ground underfoot. “I could do that, you know. It might be a bit of a zombie though.” She’s still working on that part. 

[fortunelied-blog]

          there are plenty of them wandering around. for the most, they don’t aim for your feet at least, so there’s that. “the way some of them move, they might as well be of the dead. vamos, this way. just follow after me.” less possible casualties this way.

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@resurrexions

          “no, no, no, no. NO. que se vaya. ahora. no more of your referrals. not after that crazy. you know who. that girl, the one, she had the possessed glass eye. don’t you laugh at me. she might as well have been a ghost, haunting my phone. me vuelves loca, rafael. enough.” 

[fortunelied-blog]

jeez louise is this ever late of me but !!! like this if i can get you a starter

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@lunarnihilism

          “you’re not a regular, not one of mine. that doesn’t matter. you’re a paying customer?” knew those business cards would be good for something. that is, if she does make a profit.

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@nccromancer

          “you best watch your step. if one of my scorpions die, you will have to bring him back.” maybe if she doesn’t want them stepped on, they shouldn’t just have free roam of the place. but we’re not talking about her right now, so. 

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@irlfleurmal

          “perdóname. what, are you planting, in My yard?” don’t let that tone of hers fool you, she’s amused, if not. delighted. 

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                                   ———SWEET LITTLE LOVE MAKER

[monsteredboy]

is my smile too sharp or just my teeth?

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@lunarpelted

          “are those bags ya’ got under your eyes? or. have ya’ been seeing a lot of fists lately? hope it isn’t a habit. ” if he didn’t want to get down to it, he outta get out of here real quick. 

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@solarveined

          “is that cactus, for me?” don’t let her face fool you, she’s delighted at the prospect.