BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS

IND. SEL. PRI. BENDER OF FUTURAMA ;; BENT BY PLANE

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until i get a proper promo going with links, this is for mobile users

// rules // dossier // mun // verses wip //

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“If you are, have worked with, or are affiliated around the fuzz–”

“I’m gonna egg your house.”

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"WOO YEAH-- a dollar! Eatin' good tonight, baby!"

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@hannah-the-small said:

Hannah has a dollar, she's going to offer that as a present. Its all she has.

The robot audibly gasps, grabbing the dollar before making a beeline for the door. Better be fast before she changes her mind, his evil laugh ringing through the halls.

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"ATTENTION COMMON FOLK!"

"It is.... my birthday," ( it is in fact, not,) "And I have installed a chip reader." (he actually has.)

"Gift giving is now as easy as ever!"

[genvy]

men will literally

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Forgive me, I am not fluent in car yet. Vroom vroom vroom?

[ ANGRY REVVING CAR NOISES ]

... it seems you said something you didn't mean to.

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vroom vroom

"EY!"

"What'd you say bout my momma--?!"

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If I may aks, is Windows 3000 named because it's their 3000th OS, because that was the year it first launched, or is Windows 9 their current OS in your time?

"What do I look like, Answerbot? You have google, use it."

He totally knows the answer. Totally.

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THE REVIEWS ARE IN

"Y'ever think about the fact y'buy trash bags just to throw 'em away again?"

@hoopsheartthrob

[dragonsleather]

Hello Futurama fandom!! Here's a contribution

[slimespecter]

2am cringe momence

[humdrummoloch]

1034

“Have you ever seen anything so beautiful you just want to cry?”

“I have encountered mirrors, yes.”

[lolwtfmemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[fortypercent]

you can bet that this is what it sounds like in bender’s head any given time when he’s not actively involved in or planning shenanigans.

[electricmedia-deactivated202301]

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