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The best thing in life..just got bester.

 Someone made a Fat Bobby key chain. And yes, I was so excited about it that I showed an old lady at the MCC a picture of Fat Bobby so she could understand how FUCKING COOL it was.

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And lastly..Bears.

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Years ago, my dad and stepmum had a rescued cat whose slinky beauty beckoned you to pet her, but if you went below the neck or harder than a feather touch, she’d become a terrifying, hissing claw storm. This included when she was lying on your feet when you were napping and you’d shift slightly in...

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Goo

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I can't peel potatoes because they remind me of manatees.

So I just fill the sink with water and thump them around..donk donk donk.