Cats Being Dicks

A blog documenting the ways that cats cause chaos in our daily lives. Please submit your stories and photos, either of chaos you've witnessed or funny Internet dickery.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats Who Want to Taste Your Food Just to Make Sure It’s Not Poisoned

[icachondeo]

[tom-nippleston]

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

[tom-nippleston]

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

[tom-nippleston]

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

[tom-nippleston]

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

[tom-nippleston]

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[cats-beingdicks]

Short funny video of a cat being a dick.

This one makes me press replay a lot. Keep the sound up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXEIRT62oo4

is that the cat making those noises??

[laughingsquid]

Persistently Lounging Cat Interrupts Musician’s Vibraphone Practice Over and Over Again

[oni-queen]

This was like a short film almost.

[prom-night-dumpster-baby]

[piyox22]

[echothief]

WHY ISN’T IT TAGGED, WHYYYYY. I shall feex eet.

This is from “A Gathering of Cats” by Makoto Shinkai. It’s a one-minute short, and you can watch the whole thing here.

Truest shit I’ve seen since Chi’s Sweet Home, y’all. Truest shit.

[thecooltrashcat]

That was one the most amazing things I have ever watched.

[gwydionae]

…I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. XD

That’s cats. Right there.

[dynastylnoire]

real rap

[shortvideosandstuff]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[girlswithslingshots]

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[macabrekawaii]

cats are such beautiful assholes

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cat facts. [x]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[cats-beingdicks]

Panda the cat snatches chicken from a little boy. 

mod note: if there's one thing i love more than cats being assholes, it's cats being assholes to children

[catleecious]

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

Cats in a fucking nutshell.

[existentialpinkeye-blog]

[4gifs]

[frizztastic]

thelhw! I saw this gif and thought of Coulson’s weird lettuce habit.

[thelefthandedwife]

ahahaha yessss

he’s developed a bread habit too! particularly sourdough. I have to hide the loaves because otherwise I wake up and find the bag torn open and the bread all chewed up the next morning.

What a little shit.