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semi-selective. indie. discord pref. muses and mun 21+

[remembertheseplots]

muse a and muse b are roommates who constantly pull pranks on one another. from switching one’s coffee with cinnamon to covering their car in silly string to pretending they’re having sex in the other one’s bedroom, they’ve done it all. one day muse b comes home to hear muse a moaning muse b’s name. thinking it’s another prank, muse b goes to find them and congratulate them on the good joke, but it turns out muse a is actually having a good time with themselves as they whimper muse b’s name.

[otherworldlyrps]

we’ve all heard of best friend’s dad, but how about dad’s best friend? i’m just out here wanting a slowburn, obviously angsty, heart-achingly, deliciously taboo (legal age gap!!!) mxf plot between a girl and her father’s best friend. give me the longing stares, the clumsy breakdown of boundaries, the guilt but also the pure, unadulterated desire free-flowing beneath said guilt. please?

[remembertheseplots]

this is a holy place, so you better be quiet and respectful while i screw you in the confessional booth.

[remembertheseplots]

we’re just two friends goofing around and i’m sitting on your lap and you smack my ass as a joke, but i kind of get turned on ?? i laughingly tell you to stop but you do it again and again and now i’m laying across your thighs, underwear a mess and moans dribbling from my lips.

[itslatingirl]

[pivotpivotpivot-archive]

#same

[missings]

[goddessesdaily-archive]

[the-ghost-darkness]

[ripe]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[ana-elisabeta]

[sherrybirknsarchive]

[finehs]

You’re a hard man not to punch.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[gifshows-blog]

[movie-gifs]

The Princess Diaries (2001) - Dir. Garry Marshall