Harvester (1996) Sentence Starts
A whole mix bag, but mostly NSFT and/or crack
Change pronouns/gendered terms as needed!
"You killed your family?"
"You always were a kidder, [NAME]!"
"You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that."
" You'll rot your mind playing games like that..."
"Is God a jar of strawberry preserves, a size 12 sneaker, a footlong Hogie, an all-expense paid trip to Brazil, or a NEWWW CARRRRR?"
"Pot roast isn't for backstabbers. For persecutors! I won't share my meat with him!"
"Hello, [NAME]. Care to stay for some pot roast?"
"My meat! MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"Ah, shit! Ah, shit on a stickaroo!"
"What are you talking about, this TV is brand new! There are no TVs with color on them."
"When a bee stings, it rips itself apart and dies for its audacity. This appeals to those worshipping a God that demands sacrifice and atonement. But the wasp is promiscuous. They are not as sympathetic to the masses because they don't die when they sting. They live to sting another day... and they take pleasure from that."
"Cut the crap. We both know you set that fire."
" I'm not threatening you...I just want to help."
"You can't shoot me... I'm an American! I have rights!"
"Ahhh... art's for Commies, anyway."
" You're a little vain, huh?"
"Uh, you're not that hot... get over it, toots."
"Yeah, I offed him all right."
"Nah, a nice fairy left it under my pillow."
"You're welcome to have this evidence, with my compliments."
"But what about civic responsibility?"
"Sure, I'd love to get it on with the ladies!"
"What's communism got to do with anything?"
"How can you SAY something so horrible?"
"[NAME]'s a swell name! My dog's name is [NAME]!"
"Nothing like an exploding head to get the blood pumping. . . . Literally, that is."
"The hell it is! You always were a kidder, [NAME]. Any real news to tell me?"
"I mean I don't know anyone! I don't remember anything! How many times do I have to say it?!"
"I need to feel something again."
"Yeah, I know what that crazy little bitch said, but it's not true!
"What makes you so sure she needs a penis?"
"I'd rather die than become as twisted as you."
"Would I kid about something like that? Why won't you believe me?"
"Screwing in the school broom closet. What will people think?"
"I did not speak, but my mind touched yours."
"I expect nothing. What must unfold will."
"Sure would be nice to have one'a them girly pi'cher books..."
"I don't know what it is about marriage that turns even the bravest man into a coward!"
"[NAME] has a... a liking for me. I'd call it a crush, but that's too innocent a word."
"That child needs a father. . . and [NAME], well she needs a good, hard penis."
"Money isn't everything for a woman. Can money keep you warm at night? Can you wrap your thighs around it, or rake bloody gashes in its back with your painted, harlot fingernails?
"There's things you don't know about the family business... but you'll learn."
"I am glad to see you taking an interest in the business in your dad's absence."
"Safeguards? There ARE NO SAFEGUARDS ... This is the fifties."
"Sometimes I hide in there beforehand, and daddy-o, I seen some stuff that's real nasty!"
"You were always a smiley bear."
"I know it's a mystery to you... The sacred things husbands and wives do behind closed doors."
"I could use a little relaxation ... But since [NAME] isn't here, I guess I'll talk to you."
"I'd rather die than become as twisted as you."
"Shocked? This is the mystery of motherly love."
"Everyone says motherhood is fulfilling, when in reality it's draining."
"Violence is as American as apple pie and low SAT scores!"
"From the start, children are parasites. That's what you've got to understand."
"How about some cookies? There's some rejects in the trash!"
"I'm not a person, [NAME], I'm an object."
"Young man/woman/one, we really have nothing to say to each other."
"Say, can you spare a dime for a buckaroo who's down on his luck?"
"Things'll never be the same now. Guess I'll be watching TV tonight..."
"Well, I hope you're proud of yourself ... Killing my clientele."
"Excuse me, you can't come in right now, I just mopped the floor."
"Land's sakes! Stop your joshing, wont you?"
"You look just like my mom ... Except for the hair."
"There's nothing bizarre about baking cookies."
"Only those who seek enlighten warrant my attention."
"I've never believed in the old adage, 'spare the rod and spoil the child' ... A rod is too thin. But baseball bat, that works quite nicely."
"My stars that was exciting!"
"Good women can be awfully hard on a man's needs, don't'cha know."
"That man gives me the willies ... Speaking of willies, how's your father?"
"That's right, I am the law ... And I'm on my lunch hour."
"Sometimes, I hide in there beforehand and daddy-o! I've seen some stuff that's really nasty!"
"Are you blackmailing us, you little shit?"
"Why are you covering up for him [NAME?]"
"Obviously, [NAME] is a lesbian."
"Lack of respect for authority ... A fine trait!"
